A Great Signature

[AphroditeRabbit]

LMAO Everyone has need of kissy Hds. I'll give you a raincheck for it that will no doubt gather dust and end up in the garbage. Ah vive amour!

Should I just be giving everyone kissy face? It kinda looks like the aim icon... (the edited new blue ones, the ones that look like fishy lips. Seen'em?) *Kissy face to Hollywoodbrothe ( extra of course for the topic in my honor :happy: ) and kyhawkeye*

Btw: I think for every flame I see I get a year knocked off my life for all of the huffy anger that comes out of me. (Think of those cartoons where little heat lines came out of the characters head.)

 

[MayDay1]

Of course, no kissy face for the guy who restored order in this joint when it was straight up ANARCHY! Nobody will ever believe me since SOMEONE (throws a radioactive poison tree frog at Ness) deleted the only nice thing I've ever done and will ever do around here. No, no I'm fine. Don't worry about me. If anyone needs me I'll be the tub.

 

[Kalamos]

Deleting posts... that's odd. Oh well... it happens.

...

Elsewhere.

 

[nessonite1]

hahaha you're so cute when you're mad, AR 😛

 

[MayDay1]

Deleting posts... that's odd. Oh well... it happens.

...

Elsewhere.

I don't know if you read the posts that got deleted but there was a reason that they did. There was a whole lot of nasty being shouted back and forth and it got to extent where Ness had to get rid of it so HB's thread wouldn't get wrecked. Trust me, it was bad.

 

[nessonite1]

A radioactive poison tree frog? hahaha I can resist the...
*dies*

*gives MayDay a big kissy face* 😀

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Awww....poor Mayday....not feeling the respect and love you deserve for your well and hard earned tribute? *Biggest kissy face ever in the history of mankind* What a good boy!

 

[nessonite1]

Apologies to HB for hijacking his thread! On topic I will add that I like both bits of Acorna's siggy. 😛

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Truly any signature that brings a smile to my face, or makes me think deeply about it, I find the best.

 

[Kalamos]

-> MayDay

Was it *that* bad? Oh well. Sometimes even free-speech must give way to common sense.

🙂

 

[Cbarton]

LMAO Everyone has need of kissy Hds. I'll give you a raincheck for it that will no doubt gather dust and end up in the garbage. Ah vive amour!

Should I just be giving everyone kissy face? It kinda looks like the aim icon... (the edited new blue ones, the ones that look like fishy lips. Seen'em?) *Kissy face to Hollywoodbrothe ( extra of course for the topic in my honor :happy: ) and kyhawkeye*

Btw: I think for every flame I see I get a year knocked off my life for all of the huffy anger that comes out of me. (Think of those cartoons where little heat lines came out of the characters head.)

A kissy from AR? my night is complete..:::swoons:::

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

ness: you can steal the Hollywood Brother thunder any time you like because you work so hard on this site. The Hollywood Brother just find it funny that he started this thread to get noticed by a very wise person, and he thinks it has failed.

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

-smiles- awwww I noticed you even before you started it! I do appreciate it :happy: you are a sweetheart

 

[nessonite1]

Agreed, HB is a sweetheart. 😀 We all love ya, bro. 😀

 

[naveltkltr1350]

well..in due respect to myself and HB..i wont call him a sweetheart. lmfao! .feels weird doesnt it brah? LOL! but he is truly a classy person, I have much respect for him. One of the best members on this great site!

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

here is a question for the ladies out there from the hollywood brother. why is it that if the hollywood brother is such a sweetheart, yet the old hollywood brother is the last man standing alone?

 

[naveltkltr1350]

Hollywood, i had that same problem till Krystle (AR) came along. :happy: You will get your lady soon!

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

The women are blind to what a great guy you are...want me to like...smack one around so she can see it? Have one in mind? -laughs-

 

[MayDay1]

You're not the only one, HB. MayDay flies solo these days. Of course mine is a self imposed exile but my point still stands.

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

LMAO Mayday you are like the grinch played by Jim Carrey in the part where he goes to listen to his messages.

He presses the button.

*beep* -No new messages-

Grinch: Hm That's odd I wonder why, perhaps I should check the out going....

*presses button to play his outgoing message....*

Machine: "If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you want to fax me, press the star key."
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Or
Grinch: Are you afraid of me?
Cindy : No.
Grinch: Denial is to be expected in the presence of pure evil.
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Or even when the who's decide to invite him to the holiday festival

Grinch: "The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there--and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.

4:00 Wallow in self pity.
4:30 Stare into the abyss.
5:00 Solve world hunger, tell NO ONE!!!
5:30 Jazzercize.
6:30 Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again!
7:00 Wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness!"

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

thank all of you for the kind words.

 

[MayDay1]

How MayDay stole Tickmas

"Every member in the Theater liked Tickmas a lot.
But MayDay, that magnificent bastard, did not.
It could be perhaps he found them irritatin'
It could be that he had sold his soul to Satan.
But perhaps the most likliest reason of all.
He had a schlong the size of a gawddamm silo!"

I'll write the rest later........um....maybe not.

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

All and silo rhyme? -laughs- Just kidding Mayday, that was pretty fuckin sweet. How about...his shlongs so big he has to crawl?

 

[MayDay1]

I know. I didn't rhyme the last two lines cuz I thought it would be funny. Let's try one of these:

"His boner's so hard it could break through a wall". (Oh yeah!)
"His wang is a kickstand so he'll never fall."
"His schlong is so big he's not allowed in the mall."
"He's got one mean rod that won't fit in a stall."
"He think's his cock's so mighty, doesn't that take some gall?"
"His wiener's seen the inside of Lauren Bacall."
"He's packin' some meat, give him a call." (867-5309)
"His johnson appears bigger after some alchohol."

I am so, so sorry to anyone who just read this vomit.

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

LMAO Do uh...are these suppose to be about you?

Kickstand....*rolls on the floor laughing...*...*looks a the word again and does it somemore*
*wipes tear* Good stuff man (I dunno why but certain phrases get me everytime, referring to that as a kickstand...lmao...oh man...)I dunno about you :happy: