A little Jersey humor...

[Knox The Hatter]

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"

She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"

She replies,"Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"

She replies,"Point Pleasant."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"

"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Well welcome to Wildwood!"

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sole seeker]

LOL pretty good, Knox.

I know some folks in New Jersey so I get it. For those who don't get it...

Relax - I guess you had to be there. (*snicker*)​

 

[Knox The Hatter]

...and a lot less crass than-

Couple's making out in a car, and the girl says, "darling, I love you, kiss me where it smells!"

So he drove her to Linden.

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Linden... That's hillarious! And it may be your last post, depending on who reads it. They'll be burying you out in the marsh lands!

 

[tulipangel]

...and a lot less crass than-

Couple's making out in a car, and the girl says, "darling, I love you, kiss me where it smells!"

So he drove her to Linden.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!