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A more experienced kidnapper...happy now?

*Floats up* Ya know, she wou'd live for long....and then you'll have a DEAD body glued to your head.
 
Waaahh! No fair killing me! We can't ALL be skeletons!

Though it would be the diet plan to end all diet plans...
 
True, but you would also lose all your hair and skin...and eyes....and pretty much everything else. ^^
 
It hasn't slowed Kalamos down much. 😛 He seems to have developed some interesting abilities since his death. Floating around for instance...
 
You should put a black druid robe around kalamos and give him a sickle.
 
I second that, actually. We should all sign a petition to get K promoted to Grim Reaper!
 
Maybe...but the "Dour Reaper" isn't nearly as intimidating.

Plus...I dont know what that means. 😛
 
Ok, whoever said Dour Wanker? I heard you!

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Blitzed brits...

...

Mmm... what about the Dour Shredder?

Nah... sounds like a canadian actor.
 
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Yes, something like that...

Yuk... food processors... Only americans could have something like that.
 
What, it chops things.. including fingers -.- I have a small section of my thumb that has no fingerprints because of that thing...
 
And you call that a proper household implement?
 
Well as long as you use the plastic thing to move the vegetable you're chopping instead of relying on your fingers... yeah it can be pretty useful.
 
luckily no blood got on the onions. It sliced my skin so neatly it took it a minute to start bleeding
 
This goes to show being skeletal is more hygienic too... 😉
 
Kalamos said:
This goes to show being skeletal is more hygienic too... 😉

Very funny answer, i liked it !!! 😉 :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:.

BTW, nice job nessonite !!!.
 
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