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A question about the "black belt" of tickling.

BigJim

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To the best of my knowledge, all of the Red/Orange/Whatever Feathers in the TMF are all American. When I get my 1st Degree Red Feather in about 70 posts time will I be the first un-American and more importantly, the first Brit to be awarded it?
 
Nope....

Hal is decidely German, and I'm counting dvnc as Canadian, in all the ways that count, at least. You m-a-y be our first Brit, not really sure..if so, you will be under tremendous pressure to uphold the Red Feather standards for your entire island...woohoo...good luck! Q
 
Haltickling said:
Hey, I like Fish&Chips. Doesn't that make me a Brit??😀

I'm afraid not Hal. If you really want to be a brit, then you have to stand up at an England football match and hum the Dambusters March and the theme from The Great Escape. :devil: England football fans; don't ya just love em? :devil:

Ain't I a stinker?


However it's true. That is one experience that no true british man should not have done before he dies.
 
Re: Nope....

qjakal said:
Hal is decidely German, and I'm counting dvnc as Canadian, in all the ways that count, at least. You m-a-y be our first Brit, not really sure..if so, you will be under tremendous pressure to uphold the Red Feather standards for your entire island...woohoo...good luck! Q

First Brit but second behind a german. Now I know how Eddie Irvine and David Coulthard must feel.:blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh:
 
Blimey lads....

I held off as long as I could but.........."Two world wars one world cup".........."They always beat us at our national game, but always beat them at theirs"......sorry lads....I feel better now.
 
Re: Nope....

qjakal said:
... to uphold the Red Feather standards for your entire island...woohoo...good luck! Q

hey, i resent that! we're a country, not an isla... well, a country, on an island. a big one. with nuclear missiles. and a stable economy. and fish and chips in plentiful supply. 😉
 
Fish???!!!!!...."plentiful supply"????...

...not since we joined the bloody EU squire!!!
 
Re: Fish???!!!!!...."plentiful supply"????...

red indian said:
...not since we joined the bloody EU squire!!!

Correct, those thieving Spanish gits nick all of ours and then demand higher contributions from the UK to keep their crappy 94 storey hotels standing and to buy more swords for bullfighting.
 
Re: Blimey lads....

red indian said:
I held off as long as I could but.........."Two world wars one world cup".........."They always beat us at our national game, but always beat them at theirs"......sorry lads....I feel better now.

Last time we played them at OUR national game, we whupped their arses 5-1 if I recall.

*retreats hurriedly singing "one world cup and two world wars...doo-dah! Doo-dah!"*
 
Re: Fish???!!!!!...."plentiful supply"????...

red indian said:
...not since we joined the bloody EU squire!!!

great, jim, now you've got indian started on the EU - again. last time that happened, the conservatives won the election. 😛
 
RULE BRITTANIA!!!!

The EU is a farce!

We should kick those those thieving gitbags,

Up...the arse!!!!!!😀 😛 😉 🙄 🙂 :devil:
 
Ruls Brittania

When Britain first— at Heaven's command
Arose— from out the azure main
Arose, arose, arose from out the azure main
This was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And guardian angels sung this strain:
Refrain:
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves,
Britons never never never shall be slaves.

The nations, not— so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall:
Must in, must in, must in their turns to tyrants fall.
While thou shalt flourish,
Shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
Refrain:

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful, from each foreign stroke:
More dreadful, dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke.
As the loud blast,
The blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Refrain:

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame:
All their attempts to bend thee down,
All their, all their, all their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy,
Arouse thy generous flame;
But work their woe, and thy renown.
Refrain:

To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities— shall with commerce shine:
Thy cities, cities, cities shall with commerce shine
All thine shall be the,
Shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.
Refrain:

The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to— thy happy coast repair:
Shall to, shall to, shall to thy happy coast repair
Blest isle! with matchless,
With matchless beauty crown'd,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Refrain:

Composed by James Thomson, 1740 (1700-1748)


Congrats on your Red Feather, Jim. You're gaining on me -guess I'll have to spend more time here (twist my arm LOL!)

Strelnikov
 
so the spaniards are stealing all the fish huh?

damn jim aren't you sorry you guys pulled their fat arses out of the french fire 200 years ago?
this is the thanks you get?! huh, should have left them to ol Nappy.
steve
 
Re: so the spaniards are stealing all the fish huh?

areenactor said:
damn jim aren't you sorry you guys pulled their fat arses out of the french fire 200 years ago?
this is the thanks you get?! huh, should have left them to ol Nappy.
steve

Indeed we should mate, but at least when we put the useless arse of Ferdinand back on the throne we had control over the Spanish throne for the next 50 years or so. But I guess we should remember that we saved France's arse two times and they still jumped into bed with Germany in the EU. I guess they decided that if they were gonna be raped, they might as well get married. 😀
 
Indeed BJ, indeed........

....and lets not forget the best fighting perfomance put up by the french in WW2 was in north africa against us!!! they also refused to send their war ships over to England after the fall of France, the result of which was an RAF away win at Oran.
 
Re: Indeed BJ, indeed........

red indian said:
....and lets not forget the best fighting perfomance put up by the french in WW2 was in north africa against us!!! they also refused to send their war ships over to England after the fall of France, the result of which was an RAF away win at Oran.

Hmmmm, I seem to remember they were so slow in evacuating their fleet that we had to sink the damn thing to stop the sausage-noshers from getting their hands on it.

However you do have to give one thing up to the French. They have a unique army because it's the only one in the world with sunburnt armpits and tanks that have a reverse gear.:devil:
 
Dear oh dear! do try and keep up BJ!!!!

"RAF away win at Oran" refers to the sinking of the french fleet at harbour in Oran........sigh........why do i bother!!!
 
Re: Dear oh dear! do try and keep up BJ!!!!

red indian said:
"RAF away win at Oran" refers to the sinking of the french fleet at harbour in Oran........sigh........why do i bother!!!



I know what you were refering to, you dozy git! :blaugh: I was just agreeing with you.😀
 
Rape? Where?

BigJim said:

But I guess we should remember that we saved France's arse two times and they still jumped into bed with Germany in the EU. I guess they decided that if they were gonna be raped, they might as well get married. 😀
Who raped whom, if I may ask? Besides, it was more a case of 'Taming the Shrewd'...

And France is certainly not the only promiscuous country when it comes to allies: Wasn't it the British who coined the phrase 'Divide and Rule' (so adeptly used in India, for example); Russia was an ally with Britain and USA; the USA sided with the Taliban (during the Russian invasion in Afghanistan) as well as an ally of Saddam (during his war with Iran). Who is going to throw the first stone? 🙄
 
Re: Rape? Where?

Haltickling said:

Who raped whom, if I may ask? Besides, it was more a case of 'Taming the Shrewd'...

And France is certainly not the only promiscuous country when it comes to allies: Wasn't it the British who coined the phrase 'Divide and Rule' (so adeptly used in India, for example); Russia was an ally with Britain and USA; the USA sided with the Taliban (during the Russian invasion in Afghanistan) as well as an ally of Saddam (during his war with Iran). Who is going to throw the first stone? 🙄

So it was Hal, so it was. And indeed we do pick and choose our allies, but not usually because we're afraid of them rodgering us senseless the second our back is turned 😀 but because we're cynical buggers as a nation and like to play the field. But what has being on the side of Russia during the second world war and the Afghanis during the russian invasion, got to do with "divide and conquer"? If the two sides were potential allies of each other and we were trying to keep them apart, I could've understood it, but they were'nt.

Mind you I hear that these days the French are becoming a force to be reckoned with. They kicked the arses of quite a few exotic parrots and fish when the let off that nuke in the ocean.:devil:
 
i love history

does anyone remember that it was the good old germans who turned loose lennin! they had him return to russia to get the commie revolution going full swing. the idea was that the russian government would need to sue for a seperate peace, so it could consentrate on the comunist uprising.... ah, thank you kaiser wilhelm.

and big jim. one of the main reasons the french fought so well against the americans, and british, was that they were using the forign leigon against us! which at the time was around 50% german, lol. the battle of oran when the u.s. landed was kept a secret for a long time. they didn't want the america public to know what shits the french were! that was a very blood battle.
as far as the e.u. goes, i thought the germans didn't want it any more than the british? at least thats what a friend of mine, from germany told me.
steve
 
Yes, Steve, I know that Lenin was smuggled into Russia from his Swiss exile by the Germans. But turning loose revolutions and revolutionaries is a frequently used political move. The USA instigated a royalist revolution when Mossadegh nationalized the oil industry in Iran, and helped to reinstall Shah Reza Pahlevi, for example. I guess this tactics was used by most countries, sometimes in history.

The German opinions on the EU are split. No exact percentages available though. I think the majority of intellectual Germans is pro-EU, and the adversaries are mostly found in the less-educated circles. But the EU is widely supported by businessmen and the industry. Just my € 0.02 ...
 
Strange Bedfellows...

I think it was Talleyrand who said that nations have neither permanent friends nor permanent enemies - they have permanent INTERESTS. Then again, might have been Bismarck. Hal probably knows. As an explanation for shifting alliances, this one is better than most.

BTW red indian, it was the Royal Navy that attacked the French Fleet at Oran. Found out that "Dunkerque" was faster than "Hood" (got away) but it was otherwise pretty much a clean sweep for the RN.

Strelnikov
 
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