a small sermon....

[isabeau]

the woman minister looked down at her flock. i see from the blood shot eyes and the looks of agony that many of you went out last night. now you know the sins of drinking. who in all this gets anything out of it? you? think again. who has the big house? the saloon keeper. who has the nicest car? the saloon keeper. who has money in the bank? the saloon keeper. dont you see that by going to places such as that, you are only providing him with all these material things and damaging your soul? i advise you all to think twice about how you must live this life on earth.

monday she ran across a parishioner... he said that was quite a sermon you gave yesterday. she asked him what did you think? did it make you see the error of your says? did it make you think about what in life you might be doing wrong? yes it did he replied. i'm glad she said, are you willing to repent and realize you did wrong??? he replied...

















hell no i went out and bought a saloon

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

Wow! That's deep! I'm gonna go out and buy a saloon today! Let's go fifty-fifty Izzy! We'll call it the TMF Bar & Grill!

 

[isabeau]

Wow! That's deep! I'm gonna go out and buy a saloon today! Let's go fifty-fifty Izzy! We'll call it the TMF Bar & Grill!

lol sounds like a plan to me Illtcklu.... where shall it be though?

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

Well, let's do it like Hooters! We'll start in Clearwater, Florida, then go nationwide!

 

[isabeau]

Well, let's do it like Hooters! We'll start in Clearwater, Florida, then go nationwide!

grrrr you would see it that way hooters indeed... humph

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

grrrr you would see it that way hooters indeed... humph

isabeau

YEAH! You get to tickle your waitress............

 

[Mimi]

 

[Illtcklu]

Thank you Mimi!

 

[isabeau]

whooooooooohooooooooo Mimi so cool........

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

whooooooooohooooooooo Mimi so cool........

isabeau

She'll have to get a percentage.......

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Isabeau. 😀

 

[Pokey]

great idea

That sounds like a great idea to me. Get that thing going and you'll be a big success. And Mimi is absolutely amazing with her talent on this computer thing.

 

[Italian_Touch]

YEAH! You get to tickle your waitress............

How long?
We should advertise: SHow your appreciation, Be corteous! Give your (finger)TIPS: minimum requested 10 to 15% of the total purchases, in minutes!!!

 

[isabeau]

How long?
We should advertise: SHow your appreciation, Be corteous! Give your (finger)TIPS: minimum requested 10 to 15% of the total purchases, in minutes!!!

um hello???? we seem to be drifting slightly from that o so clever joke...

isabeau

 

[Italian_Touch]

um hello???? we seem to be drifting slightly from that o so clever joke...

isabeau

for tickling purposes only...
what did you understand... ?!?

 

[isabeau]

for tickling purposes only...
what did you understand... ?!?

hmm you must forgive me, for a relatively smart girl, i am a blonde...... sighs.


isabeau 🙂

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

I'll make the Margaritas!