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Advice : NEVER tickle someone when they are _______

Someone holding a lit cigarette. Read about an actual case some years ago where an idiot really did that to another guy at a job and caused the poor guy to put out one of his own eyes when he jumped.

It's no wonder so many job accidents where someone gets maimed or mangled happen with all of the inconsiderate, immature morons that get hired these days!
 
NEVER tickle someone when they are _______
operating heavy machinery
driving
juggling breakable objects
juggling knives
doing a handstand
😛
 
Never tickle someone when they are:

1) teaching a class
2)on a swing 🙁
3)getting something out of the oven
4)holding a newborn
5)on an escalator
6)leaning out of a window
7)when they are about to tell you the meaning of life (wait until they are done, then tickle them :bwahaha:)

🙂
 
4)holding a newborn
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I actually have a sad story about that one. My great-grandmother was holding her newborn son when her husband tickled her from behind in the sides. She jerked around, and hit the head of the baby into a nail that stuck out of the wall. Needless to say that he didn't survive that.
 
opprtunistic said:
Ok, fill in the blank...

NEVER tickle someone when they are _______

No doubt about this one. I don’t care who you are or how much I’d like you to get your hands on me in the proper venue, NEVER tickle anyone when they are STRETCHING. And especially if… (well, here’s the story)

Last week, there I was at the gym stretching (hamstrings) on an elevated stretching rail. I was completely in my zone, stretching deeper and deeper, at my max totally on the edge of discomfort. Suddenly, I feel fingers spider up my sides from behind me.

I’ve never had that happen as most people realize it's a really stupid thing to do. I actually felt something slightly pull and I fell to the ground worrying that I just may have hurt myself. As I turned with my “What the Hell?” disgusted face to scold whoever was stupid enough to try that, it actually turned into “WHAT THE PHUCK!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!”. It was some GUY with a stupid creepy grin on his face.

I lit into him big time. “WHAT THE PHUCK ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? ARE YOU STUPID!?!?!?”.

Sensing my anger, he was clearly uncomfortable and tried to come up with something and said : “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”

Yeah right, I thought to myself. As seconds went by, I could feel my blood pressure elevating the more I thought about it. I was absolutely SEEETHING!

I replied : “Tell you what, you creepy little bastard. Just so we understand each other, touch me again in any manner at all ever again and I’m going to RIP YOUR PHUCKING HEAD OFF!”

By now, I had the attention of some of the staff and other friends that I know at the gym. I’m a very mild mannered and easy going guy (most of us endurance athletes are), so it took many of them by surprise to hear me go off like that.

But besides the obvious fact that I was disgusted by a guy trying something like that, there was also that fact that I commit a lot of time training and trying to remain injury free ALL YEAR for my type of injury prone athletic events and don’t need some idiot putting me on the sidelines with an injury over something STUPID like that!

At least the “slight pull” I felt didn’t turn into anything.

So please take my advice. NEVER tickle someone when they are STRETCHING.
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I'd probably still be beating the guy, you've got more self control than me.
 
rhiannon said:
I actually have a sad story about that one. My great-grandmother was holding her newborn son when her husband tickled her from behind in the sides. She jerked around, and hit the head of the baby into a nail that stuck out of the wall. Needless to say that he didn't survive that.
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that is awfull. tear sniff

never tickle someone who is deep frying something for your you dinner- could get burned.

in reguards to beeing touched while stretching.. I would of popped him with out a doubt. I have beatten the crap out of a stranger and gave a black eye with his own hand at a bar for touching me in the wrong place. was a gut reaction and the bouncers just laughed and watched for he desirved it.
 
rhiannon said:
I actually have a sad story about that one. My great-grandmother was holding her newborn son when her husband tickled her from behind in the sides. She jerked around, and hit the head of the baby into a nail that stuck out of the wall. Needless to say that he didn't survive that.
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That is just horrible! I'm sorry to hear of your family's loss.
 
NEVER tickle someone when they are _______
  • holding hot coffee
  • in the middle of their Feminist Empowerment meeting (don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of womyn's rights, you chicks rock! :cheer:)
  • Gary Busey
  • working with explosives
  • quietly backing away from a grizzly that hasn't noticed them yet
 
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Have a cold. It's simply not fun to have somebody touching you when you aren't feeling well. At least not n that way.
 
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