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♡AimLEE♡
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texastickler
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I'm ready for Rudolph!
Listen here missy! I am Santa Clause! I could give Rudolph the night off. You better show Mr Clause some love!!!!!!!
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How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
♡AimLEE♡
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texastickler
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Mini Bomb for the Rudolf lover. Santa is sad.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
♡AimLEE♡
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Mini Bomb for the Rudolf lover. Santa is sad.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Isn't it bad enough they sell hamburgers?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both of 'em.
What is Satan's last name?
His first name is Luther though.
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
I'm guessing because it's respectful.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
That's the kind of stuff I don't care to think about...
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Google it.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
Oh, the irony.
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Yup.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Yup.
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
You wouldn't be a witness anymore, I'm guessing.
Do they bury people with their braces on?
What's with all the death questions?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
437miles.
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Words.
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Other dentists.
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
I dunno..
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Uhm .. ?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Nope.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why not?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
No.. the definitions are different.
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
Beats me.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Nope.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
No.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
Yes.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
I'm too tired to understand this question... hah.
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
One is normal and the other is fancy.
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
No.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Isn't it bad enough they sell hamburgers?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both of 'em.
What is Satan's last name?
His first name is Luther though.Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
I'm guessing because it's respectful.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
That's the kind of stuff I don't care to think about...
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Google it.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
Oh, the irony.
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Yup.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Yup.
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
You wouldn't be a witness anymore, I'm guessing.
Do they bury people with their braces on?
What's with all the death questions?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
437miles.
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Words.
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Other dentists.
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
I dunno..
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Uhm .. ?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Nope.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why not?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
No.. the definitions are different.
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
Beats me.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Nope.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
No.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
Yes.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
I'm too tired to understand this question... hah.
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
One is normal and the other is fancy.
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
No.
deadlywiffeathr
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HAI!Have you ever gone to jump across a creek but landed right in the middle of it? 😀
vladtickleman22
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Don'tcha think you should bump the punt cars thread?
♡AimLEE♡
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Have you ever gone to jump across a creek but landed right in the middle of it? 😀
HIIII DEADLY! 😀Yes, every.single.time.
Myself and whats his name want to see you again too!
Hmmm ...
It shall be a time when the SSF is least expecting it!
texastickler
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How is the job going? Hope you are doing well.
♡AimLEE♡
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Oh no no no ... I can't cook to save my life.
HA HA! 😛
When I can't reach stuff I simply get a stool! 😀
I hope so!
The job is good. Easy enough ... money is money!
When I'm drunk .. hell yeah!Hai Aimee!
Are you a dancer?
deadlywiffeathr
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Can you chug an energy drink in one go?
♡AimLEE♡
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