I realize the attempt at frat-boy shock humor. And I'm probably going to come off as a thick-headed, humorless person when I say that it's not funny (even though the intention is a joke and all)... I just felt I should post it, if only for the sake of putting it on record.
So ya, I realize you weren't being serious; but I'm the type that likes to limit my joking because I believe that even jokes hold a degree of truth to them... which is what makes them funny (or not, in this case; generally speaking, of course).