Another Newbie Delurks !!!

[Tickling Motty]

Hiya Everyone

My name is Andy, im 19 soon to be 20 from England, and i have decided to follow what a number of lurkers have done recently, to sign up and become a proper member. I have been lurking for about 6 months now. One day for no reason whatsoever i decided to put in Tickling into a search engine because i have always had a "thing" for tickling. And so i came to here, which looks like the Home of Tickling and always regularly visit and read posts etc.

One of the reasons why i didnt become a member early is because i have no experience in Tickling. Yeah i have done the odd poke to ppl and make them jump but not proper tickling, and so maybe one of the reasons i registered is to make some friends who like tickling as i do and to chat about thier experiences. What this means is i may not be able to post as often as everyone else due to my none-experience but i shall try to whenever possible.

I just like to wish the Tickling Media Forum the best of luck in the future as its a great forum, very friendly and all the members are excellant.

To all Members, keep up the good work, as its u ( now me !! ) who make this place what it is, and all Lurkers, join now and lets make this forum even better.

Andy

 

[TklrJoe]

What a gentlemanly post. Good show, young man, and welcome aboard! You'll have a great time.

 

[tummyticklish01]

Welcome to the club!!


PS the password is 'tickle', go figure😉

 

[coolman]

hey, this sounds pretty much like i felt 5 months ago! i just couldn't be arsed to make a post about it...😛

welcome and have fun!

 

[qjakal]

..as for not having "experience" ...lol..it's NOT a contest, despite what some people may think! We all are "wired" the same way, and it's a common bond, one that sets us apart from the "norm" of society, and that really is all the qualifications anyone ever needs...to enjoy the subject in a manner that would puzzle 99% of the world! If you're not comfy posting in the Tickling Section, jump on in over in General Discussion...there's a ton of subjects over there, and we don't have a clue what we're talking about most of the time anyway!

Q

 

[tklr5150]

Welcome to the board, mate! Like Q said, it's not about experience. I've been hanging around here from the very beginning and I too have no real tickling experience beyond the playful pokes and flirts and friendly tickle fights and such, and I'm about the same age as you. There's plenty more to contribute, that's the beauty of the community. And most of the time we're talking out of our respective arses anyway, so don't be afraid to drop in your two cents (or I guess pence in your case).

Have fun, and don't forget to sign up for your turn to tickle Tummyticklish01 😛

 

[Myriads]

Hello Tickling Motty,

Welcome to the forum. Good to have you with us, and a great first post!

Myriads

 

[UnclStevel]

i have no experience in Tickling

I'm kinda partial to amateur tickling myself 🙂 Welcome!

Steve

 

[BigJim]

Hello Andy and welcome to the TMF. I am extremely pleased about 2 things right now. 1 is that another lurker is now a regular member and 2 is that these Americans have finally managed to spell arse correctly! 😀😀😀

Welcome to the crazy gang. And don't worry about not being able to post because of inexperience. I have had about 5 or 6 decent ticklings in my life, none of which I managed to perpertrate for more than 60 seconds and look at the number of posts I have! I guess thats the thing about us brits...........we can talk bollocks for weeks!

*saunters out the door wondering if the yanks will replace "cojones" with "bollocks in the near future*

 

[Tickling Motty]

I just want to say thankyou for the people who took their time to post a reply to my first post, you guys have made me feel very welcome and apart of this tickling "family", it is because of you guys im here.

Thanks again

Andy

 

[TicklingDuo]

Welcome to the gang Motty! Smashing first post. It's good to see fresh young blood from across the pond.

Keep your calendar open this fall. When Big Jim gets back from being tortured by us American women, he's going to need someone strong to help him get around! 😛

Ann

 

[BigJim]

Welcome to the gang Motty! Smashing first post. It's good to see fresh young blood from across the pond.

Keep your calendar open this fall. When Big Jim gets back from being tortured by us American women, he's going to need someone strong to help him get around! 😛

Ann

LOL In your dreaaaaamsssssss baby! LOL I should consider a change of career. I could sell life insurrance to all those poor american gals who're gonna need it when I've finished working some limey torture magic. Torture? We invented it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

 

[tklr5150]

*saunters out the door wondering if the yanks will replace "cojones" with "bollocks in the near future*

Bugger that 😛

 

[BigJim]

Bugger that 😛

I say old chap, that is decidedly un-spiffing, what?(Don't even try and translate that lot!LOL)

 

[tklr5150]

bloody 'ell, Jim, one too many bad kippers this morning?

 

[ontheverge]

More Limey silliness!!!

'Allo, Motty luv! Don't worry about the gits what'll tell you you need experience to be here. They know f*** all about teasing some poor bird's feet.

Welcome, guv'ner. See you down the pub.

Translation:
Hello, new friend! Please know that many, if not most of us on the TMF, are inexperienced. Hopefully, no one will ostracize you for your newness to the world of tickling.

Again, welcome. We hope to see you soon.


(Sorry. I watched too much "Eastenders" as a child.)

 

[BigJim]

Re: More Limey silliness!!!

'Allo, Motty luv! Don't worry about the gits what'll tell you you need experience to be here. They know f*** all about teasing some poor bird's feet.

Welcome, guv'ner. See you down the pub.

Translation:
Hello, new friend! Please know that many, if not most of us on the TMF, are inexperienced. Hopefully, no one will ostracize you for your newness to the world of tickling.

Again, welcome. We hope to see you soon.


(Sorry. I watched too much "Eastenders" as a child.)

OTV, something tells me you got your instruction in "mockney" rhyming slang from Dick Van Dyke. LOL

 

[ontheverge]

I won't confirm or deny the involvement of Dick Van Dyke in my formative years. However, it's entirely possible that I received speech therapy from one Mr. Rex Harrison.

 

[The Last Laugh]

Hello Andy,

I've already replied to a kind post of yours in another thread, but now I'd like to officially welcome you to the TMF and the tickling community in general.

I'm rather new myself, and I was welcomed in a most friendly way by the people here. I'm sure they'll do the same with you. Why, they're doing it already, as can be seen in all the posts that came before mine in this thread.

I hope you feel at home in our little community, which is now your community as well.

Take care.

 

[tklr5150]

Come on, OTV. If you're going to master another dialect do it through the proper formal channels: Monty Python repeats and Spike on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. 😀

 

[BigJim]

Hello Andy,

I've already replied to a kind post of yours in another thread, but now I'd like to officially welcome you to the TMF and the tickling community in general.

I'm rather new myself, and I was welcomed in a most friendly way by the people here. I'm sure they'll do the same with you. Why, they're doing it already, as can be seen in all the posts that came before mine in this thread.

I hope you feel at home in our little community, which is now your community as well.

Take care.

Francois the bank draft was posted yesterday. $20 US is on the way. I can't wait my friend, I just can't wait!

 

[ontheverge]

Come on, OTV. If you're going to master another dialect do it through the proper formal channels: Monty Python repeats and Spike on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. 😀

Well, tklr5150, you know what they say: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

 

[qjakal]

Thread Hijack...here it comes!

[clop clop]

ARTHUR: Old woman!

DENNIS: Man!

ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!

ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.

DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'

DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

WOMAN: King of the who?

ARTHUR: The Britons.

WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. ..... A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--

ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

WOMAN: No one lives there.

ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

ARTHUR: Yes.

DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

Damn, I miss this...in college we knew the whole damn movie from start to finish. Basically it was our "map" for living at that time, at least until we became sophmores and got a girlfriend...lol.. Q

 

[BigJim]

Re: Thread Hijack...here it comes!

[clop clop]

ARTHUR: Old woman!

DENNIS: Man!

ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!

ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.

DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'

DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

WOMAN: King of the who?

ARTHUR: The Britons.

WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. ..... A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--

ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

WOMAN: No one lives there.

ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

ARTHUR: Yes.

DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

Damn, I miss this...in college we knew the whole damn movie from start to finish. Basically it was our "map" for living at that time, at least until we became sophmores and got a girlfriend...lol.. Q

LOL I guess you could say that script was "born of a qjakal"?

 

[ontheverge]

And now for something completely different...

ALBATROSS!!!