Another Newbie Delurks !!!

[BigJim]

Re: And now for something completely different...

ALBATROSS!!!

THAT...IS...A...DEAD...PARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!😀

 

[Tickling Motty]

Hehe i knew people in this forum were mad but dear me now i have joined i know it. It was quite funny tho.

Big Jim, we and you can now have our own conversations on here and hardly anyone will know what we are talking about 😀 Absolutely spiffing old chap !!!!

OnTheVerge, fantastic mate there was no need to Translate lol

To the rest including TicklingDuo, evilqueen and Francois A i just wanted to thankyou for welcoming me into the family, i now feel apart of this ever growing battle to make tickling more popular.

Oh and by the way Big Jim, sounds like your in Big trouble when you go over to the states, i wouldnt like to be in your shoes, well actually i would !!!! Your going to need luck Jim

 

[BigJim]

Oh and by the way Big Jim, sounds like your in Big trouble when you go over to the states, i wouldnt like to be in your shoes, well actually i would !!!! Your going to need luck Jim

I think I should get a sporting achievment awrd for this Motty. I'm not even a lee I'm just a fair minded limey who thought he'd show the yanks who the best is! LOL! Wiah me the best of British luck mate. If I crack in under two hours I have to jump naked into the lake which will be FREEZING at that time of year.

 

[Tickling Motty]

Good Luck !!

I think we both know who is the best, its just a shame you got to prove it to them, so you had better last !! Because i dont think you want to jump in a cold river, do you ??

Just lie back and think of England and you will last lol

Andy

 

[ontheverge]

OnTheVerge, fantastic mate there was no need to Translate lol

No problem, sweetie. By the way...I'm female. Can you still call me "mate"? Or do you have to take me to dinner first?

 

[BigJim]

No problem, sweetie. By the way...I'm female. Can you still call me "mate"? Or do you have to take me to dinner first?

Only if the female in question is Australian! LOL

 

[Tickling Motty]

Sorry OnTheVerge, i must remember that there are women here aswell, im very sorry. How about that dinner to make it up to you <smiles>

Andy

 

[BigJim]

Sorry OnTheVerge, i must remember that there are women here aswell, im very sorry. How about that dinner to make it up to you <smiles>

Andy

*Hastily dons his waiter's uniform he stole from the dry cleaners*

Yes Madam and Sir, will that be one feather or two with your entre'?

 

[qjakal]

Dinner!

Hmm..oh sorry...my free beer and dinner alarm went off again. As for these 2, I think a few Philly Cheese Steaks would heal your "mate problem", ontheverge...lol...

Q

 

[ontheverge]

I've always wanted to go to the Geneva Convention, but could never get a hotel room!

I think sending artery -clogging materials (such as the aforementioned cheesesteak) across international borders is a violation of the Geneva Convention. But Andy, flattery will get you nowhere. However, a CARE package of fish, chips, and Cadbury...now we're talkin'.

 

[Tickling Motty]

OnTheVerge, the package is on its way right now !!

It should arrive by 7, and ill arrive by 8 !! You had better be ready

Andy

 

[ontheverge]

Respect your elders, young man! ; )

You're pretty cheeky for a young lad. Can you handle an older woman, or are you all talk?

And good luck trying to sneak the care package past qjakal...he has food radar.

 

[qjakal]

Food?

Dammit...that's 3 times this week someone has set that alarm off! Somebody (initials o.n.t.h.e.v.e.r.g.e) is gonna get the tickling of her life if this keeps up! Never mess with a large Italian guys food!!

And as an "older" man, I barely fear an older woman! Okay...a bit, but not as much as I used to!

Q

 

[ontheverge]

Idle threats, etc.

How am I going to get "the tickling of my life" if you don't put down that turkey leg?

 

[SmileyTkls]

Re: Idle threats, etc.

How am I going to get "the tickling of my life" if you don't put down that turkey leg?

Um, one hand on the turkey leg, one hand on your leg, nibbling alternatively on both? 😀 Or by asking someone to assist him (MEMEMEMEME!!!!!)?

Smiley, who couldn't resist commenting.
Now for something completely different, a man with 3 buttocks.

 

[ontheverge]

I can't believe that no one has made a tickling-related comment about the giant animated foot.

And now, Angus Podgorny will face the Blancmange in the Wimbledon final...

 

[lite]

Welcome to the Forum, Tickling Motty/Andy!

I'm lite, the unofficial, self-appointed greeter of the chatroom (though I haven't been there much of late). You may wish to pay your last respects to Big Jim now, before he travels to the GLAT gathering. Since he chose to throw down the tickling gauntlet to the women of the TMF, I feel it's only fair that I help to bring him down!

At any rate, enjoy yourself; we don't bite...much! 😀

 

[BigJim]

Re: Idle threats, etc.

How am I going to get "the tickling of my life" if you don't put down that turkey leg?

Simple! He'll gnaw the meat off, sharpen the end to a fiendish point and then..................

 

[BigJim]

Re: Welcome to the Forum, Tickling Motty/Andy!

I'm lite, the unofficial, self-appointed greeter of the chatroom (though I haven't been there much of late). You may wish to pay your last respects to Big Jim now, before he travels to the GLAT gathering. Since he chose to throw down the tickling gauntlet to the women of the TMF, I feel it's only fair that I help to bring him down!

At any rate, enjoy yourself; we don't bite...much! 😀

Lite.....lite.....lite. *shakes his head sadly* Are you so sure of your "breaking" prowess? Remember hon, you only got the one shot at the title, but you can bet this guy is gonna for the re-match when it's YOUR turn! I have no plans for leaping in the lake that night, but you can bet there will be other reasons for squeals of agony to rip across Lake Delton.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA...............

*wonders what evil spirit keeps posessing his fingers and making him type this suicidal garbage*

 

[JoBelle]

Hey Andy!!

I once knew a Brit named that.

Sorry, I'm a little slow on the "welcome~!" 🙂 Good to have you around, and what a LOVELY post you started out with! Have fun and pay no attention to the folks we have tied to the walls. They like it!

Now, as far as Jim's evil spirit....hmmm...I hear her name is ????


Joby?

 

[BigJim]

Hey Andy!!



Now, as far as Jim's evil spirit....hmmm...I hear her name is ????


Joby?

I can quite easily believe that! I know the answer now! Joby-Wan Kenobi has been using the Force to make me type all those provocative statements!😀 Oooooooohh honey you better make sure you come to GLAT because your puishment is surely waiting for you!!!!

 

[Sunriseticklee]

WELCOME!

Glad you are here!

Remember to....
Live, Laugh, and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee