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Does it matter?

 

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Does a wild bear crap in the woods?

 

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I dunno, does the Pope crap in the woods?

 

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If he does, you think the bears will kill him?

 

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Doesn't the Pope have the power of Christ with him?

 

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The power of Christ?

 

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The power to create brownies? 😀

 

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Oooh, can't you ask him to bake a pie for me then?

 

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Can you ask someone where Lucky's pot of gold is?

 

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Isn't that considered cheating?

 

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Isn't it only cheating if you get caught? 😉

 

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Hmm, so I should go ninja-style and get the information for you?

 

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Depends, can you run off stage quickly enough?

 

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Is 3.42 seconds good enough?

 

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Does it mean you can need a stage?

 

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Can you fix that before tomorrow?

 

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Does Micheal Jackson chase school buses?

 

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If he does, could I have his autograph?

 

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You're not gonna be expecting to get it on your breasts are you?

 

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But .. but .. WHY NOT !?!?! Aren't my breasts good enough? .____.

 

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Can it be possible for MJ to actually notice anything with breasts?

 

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*cries* so what you're saying is, I should get rid of them?

 

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😵 Don't You Know That You Should Never Think That?!?!?!?

 

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Haha, and why is that?

 

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Because good boobs are a blessing to a girl, are they not?