Answer a Question with a question

[Carsomyr]

Why don't you come over here and find out?

 

[Mister Scruff]

I'm poor, will you pay for my ticket? 🙁

 

[Carsomyr]

I don't know, will you ever pay me back?

 

[Mister Scruff]

If I said no would you do it anyway?

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you think you can handle the truth? 😛

 

[Mister Scruff]

Are you questioning my truth-handling abilities????

 

[slacker2114]

Is that a trick question?

 

[Carsomyr]

^^ What if I am?

^ Where did you come from? 😱

 

[Mister Scruff]

Have you NO sense of decency?....

 

[Carsomyr]

*gasp* What gave it away?

 

[Mister Scruff]

Did you think you'd managed to hide it? :-S

 

[Carsomyr]

Does it even matter anymore? 🙁

 

[slacker2114]

Why are you surprised I'm here?

 

[Carsomyr]

WHO ARE YOU??? *panics*

 

[slacker2114]

Aren't you the guy trying to usurp my s/n?

 

[Carsomyr]

Sorry sir, will you hurt us now? 🙁

 

[slacker2114]

Does my name say "violentguy2114"?

 

[Carsomyr]

No, but maybe it's a brilliant disguise? 😛

 

[slacker2114]

Wouldn't you think I'm far too lazy for disguises?

 

[Carsomyr]

Wouldn't that make TOO much sense? 😉

 

[slacker2114]

Aren't you over-analyzing just a tad?

 

[Carsomyr]

Isn't that what I'm paid for? 😱

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

We're paying you?

 

[Carsomyr]

Might the dubiousness of that question be the reason why I haven't received any paychecks yet?

 

[sasaxrah]

Did I mention how the check is in the mail?