Ask a Canadian....

[leafstk]

When are you going to answer your questions? 😛

And how are ya tonight?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who was the first person you started talking to on TMF?

 

[McNoodle]

Are you relieved that Kipper finally showed his true skills last night? 😀

 

[leafstk]

^ That might earn you a punt or two there, lol!

Is everyone feeling better over there now?

 

[texastickler]

Mini Bomb!!!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

HAI

Have you ever sneezed in your car and hit the horn with your face!?! 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?

Do you believe in Santa?

Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________

Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?

If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?

What are your favorite meals?

Do you like Pop Tarts?

Do bees drink?

Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?

Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”

If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?

If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)

What band sang, “Paranoid?”

Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”

Do you believe that every problem has a solution?

Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?

Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”

Have you ever broken out in song?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Do you love a good back scratching?

Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?

Well played tom 😛

 

[leafstk]

Where are the answers?!? 😱

 

[texastickler]

How are you today Sweetie? Did you have an awesome day? Did you know that I have lost another hair today? I am sad!🙁

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Who did you see for your first concert?

Hmm.. I think it may have been Amanda Marshall? ..

If the sun rises in the East where does it work before it goes to bed?

Remember... you promised, eh? 😛 😀

And I kept my promise 😛

The "Creeping Crud" is a slang term I've used for flu or other sickness that starts in one place and seems to go all over the body and back before you can really get rid of it. Did you know what ever it was I am glad it is gone from you?

I think I MAY have spoken too soon, I feel myself getting it back from other members of my family

How's things? 😀

Ryan!, Great so far, you? 😀

hope your Thursday is filled with joy. Got any plans?

Hmm Thusday? .. Maybe some TV or then that.. nothing

What's your ideal breakfast?

Eggs, bacon, hashbrowns.. you know, a REAL breakfast!

When are you going to answer your questions? 😛


And how are ya tonight?

I'm getting there 😛 , Feeling good, hoping i'm NOT getting sick again

Who was the first person you started talking to on TMF?

Well, the first person I talked too who got me into posting, was Krazie, He helped, and still continues too ALOT!!

Are you relieved that Kipper finally showed his true skills last night? 😀

^ That might earn you a punt or two there, lol!

Is everyone feeling better over there now?

WHOA, Spooky 😱 - Nope, everyone's sicker then a dog, hense why i've been on my own since 9pm tonight!

Mini Bomb!!!!!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

DUUUUUUUUDE you need a hobby 😛

HAI

Have you ever sneezed in your car and hit the horn with your face!?! 😛

LMAO, okay, I literally had to wait like 5 mins to stop laughing so I could answer this post.. Why? Cause i've seen it happen to someone!

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Gilmore Girls... It's girly and stuff, but man can I relate to that show!

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Where are the answers?!? 😱

LOL I'm getting there 😛

How are you today Sweetie? Did you have an awesome day? Did you know that I have lost another hair today? I am sad!🙁

I'm doing alright, sorry to hear about your hair

 

[texastickler]

LOL I'm getting there 😛

I'm doing alright, sorry to hear about your hair

I will get over it. It was gray and old. I will have a ceremony for it tomorrow!

What do you see every day that brings a smile to your face?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I will get over it. It was gray and old. I will have a ceremony for it tomorrow!

What do you see every day that brings a smile to your face?

DANIEL

 

[leafstk]

I've done that too, LOL I have some crazy car stories, I'll share them sometime... I still crack myself about some of them!

Have you ever been "off-roading" and would you if you had the chance? 😀

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I've done that too, LOL I have some crazy car stories, I'll share them sometime... I still crack myself about some of them!

Have you ever been "off-roading" and would you if you had the chance? 😀

Uhm, Yes, I have.. Daniel and I took a GOLFCART into the back 40 of his parents trailor, pretty much in the middle of nowhere... We got stuck, he had to push and * I * had to use the gas.. ME, the person with ZERO feeling in her feet.. THAT was a fun day .. Needless to say we weren't allowed to use that golfcart anymore!

 

[texastickler]

DANIEL

I like that answer!!!!!

DO you like Old movies more than modern ones?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I like that answer!!!!!

DO you like Old movies more than modern ones?

I actually prefer modern ones, but one of my favourite Christmas movies is, "Miracle on 34th Street"

 

[texastickler]

I actually prefer modern ones, but one of my favourite Christmas movies is, "Miracle on 34th Street"

Awesome Film!!!!

One that always makes me cry is Grapes of Wrath! Have you seen it?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Awesome Film!!!!

One that always makes me cry is Grapes of Wrath! Have you seen it?

Nope, never even heard of it

 

[texastickler]

Nope, never even heard of it

It is about the Great depression and the dust bowl. Very epic film.

 

[leafstk]

Uhm, Yes, I have.. Daniel and I took a GOLFCART into the back 40 of his parents trailor, pretty much in the middle of nowhere... We got stuck, he had to push and * I * had to use the gas.. ME, the person with ZERO feeling in her feet.. THAT was a fun day .. Needless to say we weren't allowed to use that golfcart anymore!

ROFL!!

Believe it or not, I can relate One of my dumb dumb friends talked me into going for a joy ride in a cottager's Golf Cart up north... so off we go down this dirty road path and he thought it would be fun to pull some moves on the road, LOL

Sure enough, we start fish tailing and wind up in the ditch.... and there was no way in hell that thing was moving

Yeah, we had fun explaining that one to the owner

There's more I could say... but I won't

 

[Canadian_Eh]

ROFL!!

Believe it or not, I can relate One of my dumb dumb friends talked me into going for a joy ride in a cottager's Golf Cart up north... so off we go down this dirty road path and he thought it would be fun to pull some moves on the road, LOL

Sure enough, we start fish tailing and wind up in the ditch.... and there was no way in hell that thing was moving

Yeah, we had fun explaining that one to the owner

There's more I could say... but I won't

LMAO!!! I LOVE off roading... We were off roading one time at the campground, and we took Daniel's dog with us, Stupid thing jumped OUT of the moving vehicle ( It was going pretty fast too) , and nearly strangled himself on his leash

 

[leafstk]

LMAO!!! I LOVE off roading... We were off roading one time at the campground, and we took Daniel's dog with us, Stupid thing jumped OUT of the moving vehicle ( It was going pretty fast too) , and nearly strangled himself on his leash

Oh man, that could have been scary! 😱 LOL... Dog's tend to get over excited on adventures like that eh? 😀

Like my grandparents used to breed poodles.... yes big standard smelly poodles of all creatures, lmao And they would try to pile them all in the boat with their luggage when going across to the island.

Well, one time... all FOUR of them decided to try to hop out of the boat at the same time... my grandfather fell in the drink, as did half their luggage... it was hysterical!!!

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Oh man, that could have been scary! 😱 LOL... Dog's tend to get over excited on adventures like that eh? 😀

Like my grandparents used to breed poodles.... yes big standard smelly poodles of all creatures, lmao And they would try to pile them all in the boat with their luggage when going across to the island.

Well, one time... all FOUR of them decided to try to hop out of the boat at the same time... my grandfather fell in the drink, as did half their luggage... it was hysterical!!!

LMAO.. My parents and I were staying at a summer cabin, and my dad was getting the boat undocked, he had one foot in the boat, the other still on the dock. Next thing we know the boat starts pushing away from dock, leaving him in the splits position. I turned around for a mere second, and all of a sudden I hear this huge splash... He comes walking up to the cabin and he was NOT impressed. It took EVERYTHING I had not to bust a gut laughing... Ahhh, memories!