Ask a Leaf!

[goddess_nemesis]

Did you ever look at a Playboy (or any other porno mag) when you were a teen? 😛

 

[Angel77]

^ He still does!

Don't ya buddy?

 

[leafstk]

Do you like it when boobs are rubbed all over your body?

Are Canadians known for their beer and hockey?

Did you ever look at a Playboy (or any other porno mag) when you were a teen? 😛

Of course I did

^ He still does!

Don't ya buddy?

C'mere you!!!!!

 

[Angel77]

Awww were you just busted?

Poor thing.

NOT!

 

[leafstk]

Awww were you just busted?

Poor thing.

NOT!

Like you never huh? And still don't?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would it shock you to know I would sneak in my parents' room to look at my dad's Playboys when I was younger?

 

[Angel77]

Did you know that I'm Batman?

 

[leafstk]

Would it shock you to know I would sneak in my parents' room to look at my dad's Playboys when I was younger?

Nope! Not at all

 

[leafstk]

Did you know that I'm Batman?

Indeed I do!!! You even told me so one night

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Nope! Not at all

Would it shock you to know that I even snuck in there to watch his porno movies?

 

[Angel77]

Indeed I do!!! You even told me so one night

You shut up. You shut up right now!

 

[leafstk]

Would it shock you to know that I even snuck in there to watch his porno movies?

Nope!

You shut up. You shut up right now!

Nuh uh... this gives me an idea!!!!!!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Nope!

What would shock you? 😛

 

[Angel77]

Did you ever cum so hard that you hit your own face by accident?

 

[leafstk]

What would shock you? 😛

As you can see, not a whole lot!!!

Did you ever cum so hard that you hit your own face by accident?

Yes!!! And I think I know why

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When did you realize when you touched yourself that "Hey, this feels good"?

 

[Angel77]

When you pleasure yourself, do you ever wear your Darth Vader mask?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Which hand is stronger?

 

[Angel77]

Ever fuck an exhaust pipe?

 

[leafstk]

When did you realize when you touched yourself that "Hey, this feels good"?

Um... at a young age 😛

When you pleasure yourself, do you ever wear your Darth Vader mask?

You'd like that, wouldn't you

Which hand is stronger?

Dammit you!!!!!1

Ever fuck an exhaust pipe?

No... but I've been tempted 😛

 

[Angel77]

^ If you do ever decide to do such a thing, will you record it for us?

 

[leafstk]

^ If you do ever decide to do such a thing, will you record it for us?

I think you've got enough recordings to keep you busy for now, don't you?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ever get it stuck in your zipper?

 

[texastickler]

So! How the hell are you brother?

 

[leafstk]

Ever get it stuck in your zipper?

Owwwieeeeee!!!

So! How the hell are you brother?

Doing well my friend! 😀 Can't complain. How have you been??