Ask a Leaf!

[leafstk]

how are ya thing morning? looks like me and tex survied hyper has seen what we did lol

Doing good my man! 😀 And good to hear! You're lucky

Want some blueberry cobbler for dessert?

oh YUM!!!

Did you know that this is a test?

Yes.... ya lil shit

Do you plan on making any New Year's Resolutions? 🙂

Not really... though I would like to quit smoking if I can. Just not starting tomorrow

Where did you learn to be such a slut?

It comes naturally.... what can I say?

Have you ever played strip poker?

In college... don't ask

Have you ever poked a stripper?

Good God no

 

[Angel77]

Wanna play strip poker?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been to a strip club? 😛

 

[leafstk]

Wanna play strip poker?

YESH!!!!

Have you ever been to a strip club? 😛

Yes I have, lol... birthdays and stag nights mostly, lol

 

[Angel77]

Still digging Barry Manilow?

 

[leafstk]

Still digging Barry Manilow?

Watch it you.... *wiggles fingers at you*

 

[Angel77]

Watch it you.... *wiggles fingers at you*

Awww how cute!

*waves back*

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever had someone surprise you with a stripper popping out of a birthday cake?

 

[Angel77]

Wanna make out?

 

[leafstk]

Awww how cute!

*waves back*

LMAO!!! You're toast... I hope you know that

Have you ever had someone surprise you with a stripper popping out of a birthday cake?

Nope! But wouldn't Angel look lovely in one?

 

[leafstk]

Wanna make out?

Um... I take everything back... YES!!!

 

[Angel77]

Is there such a thing as bad sex?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been hired as a stripper?

 

[leafstk]

Is there such a thing as bad sex?

Sure... if one isn't looking after the needs of their partner, I would say that's not hardly good sex

Have you ever been hired as a stripper?

Good lord no

 

[Angel77]

Can we hire you to strip for us?

 

[leafstk]

Can we hire you to strip for us?

Sure!!

 

[Angel77]

Do you ever whack off while wearing a Batman cape?

And does it make you feel cool?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Which superhero did you want to be like most?

 

[leafstk]

Do you ever whack off while wearing a Batman cape?

And does it make you feel cool?

They don't call me the Dark Knight for nothing

 

[leafstk]

Which superhero did you want to be like most?

Definitely a toss up between Spiderman, Batman and Superman growing up 😀

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that Newcastle is a great beer?

 

[leafstk]

Do you know that Newcastle is a great beer?

Sure do! Got some for me?

 

[Angel77]

Sure do! Got some for me?

I do.

Ever been gang tickled? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could have any one (and only one) of Superman's powers, which would you choose?

 

[Angel77]

Did you ever cum while thinking about Tom Jones?