Ask a LezBear!

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

 

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

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If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

 

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What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?

 

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

 

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

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How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

 

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Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

 

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If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

 

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Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

 

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Whats a question with no answer called?

 

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Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

 

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I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

 

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Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

 

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Do you love me????😀

 

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Do got anything without spam?

 

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Did you know how much you rock? 😀

The Nipple Song, yayyyy!