Ask an Angel... even if she refuses to answer!

[texastickler]

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

 

[texastickler]

Which way does a compass point in space?

 

[texastickler]

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

 

[Angel77]

This is long overdue.... for Angel77! Love ya, J!

So..... what are your thoughts, huh?

I'm so gonna get you for this! Dork!

are you gonna help me get revenge on a leaf for this madness?!

Tropic darlin, it would be an honor! 😀

Are you going to kick Leaf's butt for this?

That would be a YES!!!!!!

I see another thread to bomb. Do you love me?😀

I do but I'm still gonna whoop your ass. Run my friend, run.

I'm just cute and innocent .... right?

I'll give ya the cute part....... 😛

Angel will never harm you! Right Angel????

*coughs*

Which is a stronger emotion: anger or love?

Love

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

No

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

4,566,109

Are you going to kick Texas' butt for bombing your thread? 😀

Great idea!

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

The fruit came first. The color "orange" is actually named after the fruit. Limes and lemons were named after their respected colors and there were too many fruits and veggies with those colors. It would be very confusing to go to the store to pick up a dozen of the fresh "yellows." Nobody would know which fruit/veggie you were talking about. 😀

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Naked. Which is what your ass is going to be when I beat you for this bomb.

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

It's a crazy world in which we live in.

How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?

First dibs? I think?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

Agreed. Which is why I don't believe in all of that psychic BS.

 

[Angel77]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

LOL! Good question and as a gal who's part Polish, I'll have to find a Hole to get the answer. It's the only way. Please stand by..........

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

It's not your nose that runs, it's your boogies. 😛

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Because someone had too much beer that day.

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

To his/her room without supper. Bad designer. Bad.

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

It wouldn't because that would mean that Pinochio would be lying in the first place and therefore the opposite would occur. He's a lying S.O.B.

Can you dream of having a dream?

Sure, why not?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

They do but they just change the word "boyie" to MANLY things. Translation: titties, sports and beer.

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Because it's the adult's responsibility to give the children the correct dosage. Put the baby Tylenol down Tom. Now.

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

They can but they don't want you to know that.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because as Huey Lewis would say.........it's hip to be square!

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

Good question. Um, I'd have to say that's a negative. Most mobile homes I see aren't really very mobile in the first place.

Which way does a compass point in space?

If it's a gyroscoptic compass and you're within Earth's magnetic field, it'll always point towards the North Star. If outside of the Earth's magnetic field, it'll go towards the north pole of that particular field.

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Muzzled. Just like you're gonna be when I whoop your ass.

 

[leafstk]

Please tell me the truth... what was your first reaction to this thread? *can't stop fuckin' laughing!!! *

 

[kered]

You haven't hanky-pankied me in over two weeks. Don't you love me anymore?

 

[Angel77]

Please tell me the truth... what was your first reaction to this thread? *can't stop fuckin' laughing!!! *

Honestly? I busted out laughing along with something being said like, "I'm going to so beat his ass!"

You haven't hanky-pankied me in over two weeks. Don't you love me anymore?

Awww of course I love ya Hanky! The last two weeks were a bit busy for me so I wasn't on too much. My best friend's mother took a really bad turn for the worse about two weeks ago and ended up passing away last Sunday so last week was the whole viewing/funeral thing.

I promise, more hanky panky coming your way!

 

[texastickler]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you this fine day?

 

[Angel77]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you this fine day?

Good Morning Thomas Tommy Tom! I am splendid my friend, just swell.

And how's you today?

 

[Pokey]

Do you know that the only reasons I didn't throw a water balloon at you today was there isn't an emoticon that lets me? good morning angel77!!!!

 

[texastickler]

Good Morning Thomas Tommy Tom! I am splendid my friend, just swell.

And how's you today?

I am good darlin'! I am so happy to hear you are splendid. You know another thread bomb is coming soon right?

 

[McNoodle]

How hard do you think it would be to be a wrestling referee and turning a blind eye to what is happening less than 5 feet away while over 20,000 fans are informing you of unfair shenanigans?

 

[kered]

Did you know that when I shower I usually am nekkid?

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that the only reasons I didn't throw a water balloon at you today was there isn't an emoticon that lets me? good morning angel77!!!!

Hooray for water balloons!

Morning, er, Good Afternoon Pokey!!!

I am good darlin'! I am so happy to hear you are splendid. You know another thread bomb is coming soon right?

I DID hear that another thread bomb was coming soon. Hope you enjoyed Part One.

How hard do you think it would be to be a wrestling referee and turning a blind eye to what is happening less than 5 feet away while over 20,000 fans are informing you of unfair shenanigans?

Very, very hard. I'd be paying attention to eating my nachos instead.

Did you know that when I shower I usually am nekkid?

Cam or it doesn't happen. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

got milk??

 

[texastickler]

Is it possible in the slightest that you think I am somewhat evil now?

 

[Angel77]

got milk??

I do. 2% ok? 😛

Is it possible in the slightest that you think I am somewhat evil now?

Sure Tom, sure.

 

[paracarl44]

Are you happy that you have your own thread, although I see that Tex is having fun bombing it?

 

[texastickler]

Do you think you all could get along without me for a while?

 

[paracarl44]

Are you ready for Tex when he really starts bombing your thread?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Do you know you've just completely knackered Deadly's revision plans completely by providing her with yet another thread to bomb with insane questions?

 

[Angel77]

Are you happy that you have your own thread, although I see that Tex is having fun bombing it?

Sure, it gives me reason to bomb right back. 😛

Do you think you all could get along without me for a while?

Where you going? You picking up some beer? 😀

 

[Angel77]

Are you ready for Tex when he really starts bombing your thread?

I can take it. Question is, is HE ready for retaliation?

Do you know you've just completely knackered Deadly's revision plans completely by providing her with yet another thread to bomb with insane questions?

I can handle it!

 

[SoundSiren]

Ooooooh Leaf is a brat. 😀 Yay for question thread for Angel!

Hiya Angel!
When you were little, what did you think you would be when you grew up? 🙂