prestidigits
3rd Level Red Feather
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I am expert at hugs, and very good at massages. I don't even necessarily have to tickle when I massage.
Sound good?
Sound good?
I am expert at hugs, and very good at massages. I don't even necessarily have to tickle when I massage.
Sound good?
Can I have a new pet skull plz? 🙁
I guess we both know what this means... You must obtain one! 😀 Preferably a human one, but I'm not picky. 😉Awww sure but I don't have any extra skulls on hand. 🙁
I guess we both know what this means... You must obtain one! 😀 Preferably a human one, but I'm not picky. 😉
Greater applause no performer ever requires!
Hot scented oils with that massage?
Well... Is it big enough to drink from? ...theoretically speaking of course!Haha! Well, all I have at the moment is mine. Want it? 😛
Hey there. Not too much. Got myself a nice head cold so today isn't really a happy day. I hate being sick. 🙁
Well... Is it big enough to drink from? ...theoretically speaking of course!![]()
Ever take a shit so big your pants fit better?
Sorry to hear that darlin'! Anything I can do to help?
Chop my head off to put me out of my misery? Oh and make sure you give my skull to Carso, k? 😀
Hey there. Not too much. Got myself a nice head cold so today isn't really a happy day. I hate being sick. 🙁
Sure but um, I can't smell anything. 😛
OK! Anything to help! 😛
Feeling a little better today?![]()
and how is my lovely Angel doing today??
^What are you doing with a head cold in the middle of summer?^
Then forget the scented oils.
I have an idea! How about a nice chest rub with good ol' Vicks Vap-o-rub! Just like your mother used to do (Well, maybe not EXACTLY like). That breaks through and helps you breathe!
Ah yes, good ol' Vicks. I think I might even have some somewhere............
I can bring over some chicken soup.![]()
Then it's a go? I'm on my way! With my gentle, magical, healing touch...
Are you feeling any better Angel? Sure hope so. Kick that colds ass.
hope you are feeling better little one
*huggles*
You're? I'm the one who's
! I mean, have you looked in the mirror? You're GORGEOUS!
Don't your realize that:
a) most of your gorgeousness has nothing to do with showers or makeup--your eyes are still that big and blue, your body is still that shapely, and your soul is still that delicious, sick or well, clean or dirty, made up or fresh out of bed (which raises a whole new set of mental images I am enjoying immoderately!); and
b) a real man feels most like a real man when he is caring for his woman; there is something almost irresistible in unkempt hair, frumpy dress, no make-up--if you let me see you that way, you trust me; and you don't feel well, which makes the testosterone flow, and I am your Rescuer!
Face it, Angel, you are gorgeous 24/7. And there's a great big bunch of us who think so.
Didn't you know that?