OMG! You got LeafSmugged!
Papa John's or Domino's?
Did you know that we're neck and neck in the race for our next feather?!?!
Oreos or Milanos?
Greece or Poland.... where do you go? 😀
Steak or Chicken?
Favourite Christmas special of all time?
I think I know this guy!!!!
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
How can you talk and text while driving? Don't you know that would land me in jail here?
Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey?
^Jim Carrey's Canadian... just sayin'
Do you have a lead foot? 😛
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Have you ever been on a snowmobile?
Prince or Michael Jackson?
Water skiing or downhill skiing? 😀
What do people in China call their good plates?
Speaking of China... do you own any? The dishes I mean? 😛
What do you call a male ladybug?
Chinese Food or Messican food?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
^ask Tom! *runs*
Surf n' Turf?
Does this officially qualify as a thread bomb yet?
^mini bomb for sure!
Banana Split or Crabs Legs?
Crabs legs or royale w/ cheese?
^
Leafy Greens or Caesar salad?
^ Niiiice
Lions or tigers?
😀
Rack of Lamb or Pork Tenderloin?
Wing, Thigh, or Breast?
Boobies or Vagina?
Rooster or kitten?
Drunk? High? Or both?
Can or bottle and why?
Have you had a red wine headache lately?
How does that limerick about the man from Nantucket go?
CN Tower or Empire State Building? 😛
Golf or Backgammon?
^I already know the answer to this
Snuggles or tickles? 😛
Carrot Top or Gilbert Gottfried?
OMG! You got LeafSmugged!
how is my Angel doing today??
That's a new one!! Are you secretly looking forward to being DeadLeafed?
Why doesn't everyone just get a long and start having fun??
Do you like to wear piggy buns?
Why yes, yes I do!
Have you ever tried snowboarding? (I suck at it, btw )
*clears throat*
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a ****, I would fuck it."