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[Bugman]

Bugman was sloshed with us when the signing happened. And why drag the coyotes into this?

Is it true that NaughtyLucy was an extra in every bar scene in every Hammer Movie before the studio closed?

As to the first we deny this charge without reservation,you seem to have confused us with Jeem,a well know scoundrel and ner do well.😉


Regarding the second,we must insist you cease and desist your unwarranted attacks on the reputation of our lovely Lucy,lest we be forced to meet out retribution.

What sort of people were the auld Bugmen, and where did they reside? Easterhouse? Shettleston? Greenock? Airdrie? Cumbernauld?

We know but little of them Lucy,the family records being in a bit of a shambles and it being so long ag😵ther then their residing near Inverness,and no doubt being of the peasant class or rouges of some sort,we can say nothing else.

 

[Bugman]

Is it true that Kered was married to Britney Spears and J-Lo for 2 hours and 3.7 hours respectively, and was paid a total of £28,596,043,373,300 to keep hush about both ill-fated unions?

Sadly yes,although it must be noted that he squandered this windfall on ill advised business investments,loose women and if such things are to be believed barnyard animals which we know not the purpose of.

 

[DimpleToes]

i'm sure that there are loads of people who would do anything for you.
you seem very nice........

I wish that was true.... yet was trying to be sly and get my buggy to give me one

 

[slacker2114]

O great and wise bugmaster, please tell us....

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

 

[milagros317]

How many potato chips are in a one pound bag? 😀

 

[kered]

Regarding the second,we must insist you cease and desist your unwarranted attacks on the reputation of our lovely Lucy,lest we be forced to meet out retribution.

Hey! She started it!


Is it true that NaughtyLucy is suspected to be the notorious TickleAvenger, who is known for all sorts of naughty tickling things that happens thoughout the Highlands?

 

[Bugman]

I wish that was true.... yet was trying to be sly and get my buggy to give me one

We should be pleased too dear lady,if we did not reside so far away.😉

O great and wise bugmaster, please tell us....

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

We must admit that said bar has never passed our lips.It is however strongly suggested that no one stand between us and a Twixt bar.😀

How many potato chips are in a one pound bag? 😀

According to a very nice lady we spoke with at Frito Lay,approximitely 240.We were also told that 4 lbs. of potatos are required to make one pound of chips.😛

 

[milagros317]

How many peanuts are worth one cashew? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

will tickling ever become a widespread interest that nearly everyone has?

 

[Bugman]

Hey! She started it!


Is it true that NaughtyLucy is suspected to be the notorious TickleAvenger, who is known for all sorts of naughty tickling things that happens throughout the Highlands?

We can only say that our dear Lucy at least has a reputation worthy of defense,which is more then we can say for certain unnamed posters here.😛


We have no knowledge of such allegations against her,and regret that we are not closer at hand so that we might provide a firsthand report.

How many peanuts are worth one cashew? 😀

To compare the lowly peanut to the heavenly delight of the cashew seems to us the equivalent of casting pearls before swine and not worthy of further consideration.😀

 

[milagros317]

Do dogs ever wonder about how dog food gets into cans?

 

[Bugman]

Do dogs ever wonder about how dog food gets into cans?

The mongrels that have shared our abode over the years seemed only concerned that their meal be served promptly,without giving any thought to the source of the feast.😀

 

[milagros317]

Does common sense exist anywhere any longer? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Does common sense exist anywhere any longer? 😀

Common sense and honesty often seem to be rare commodities indeed in our modern world.We sometimes wonder if Diogenes had it right afterall.😉

 

[milagros317]

How many pretzels does it take to substitute for dinner? 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

am i annoying you with stupid questions?
(i tend to be annoying by accident)

 

[milagros317]

Which tastes better, Coke or Pepsi? 😀

 

[Bugman]

How many pretzels does it take to substitute for dinner? 😀

We are in fact researching this question as we speak,and shall report back with the results.

am i annoying you with stupid questions?
(i tend to be annoying by accident)

A wise man once said there are no stupid questions,only stupid answers.😉

Your questions are as welcome as anyone else's my friend,this entire thread is rather stupid and silly and we think everyone would agree on that.😀

Which tastes better, Coke or Pepsi? 😀

In the days of yore when we indulged in mixed drinks,Coke was our choice.On the other hand we enjoyed the crisper,cleaner taste of Pepsi taken alone.This is such a matter of personal taste we can only offer our opinion without passing judgement on those who prefer one over the other.😀

 

[milagros317]

Should women paint their toenails?

 

[naughtylucy]

Is it true that Kered once disguised himself in a nurses uniform and snuck into the set of a Carry On film in order to tickle Barbara Windsor, resulting in a swift getaway along the Thames in a rubber canoe from Lidl while being pursued by the Kray brothers?

 

[milagros317]

When will the TMF reach 100,000 members? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Should women paint their toenails?

We must admit that the natural look works quite well for us as long as the toes and feet are otherwise well maintained.On the other hand we do not oppose the practice,favoring the traditional colors ourselves.

Is it true that Kered once disguised himself in a nurses uniform and snuck into the set of a Carry On film in order to tickle Barbara Windsor, resulting in a swift getaway along the Thames in a rubber canoe from Little while being pursued by the Kray brothers?

We have no personal knowledge of such an incident,but it would not suprise us in the least.😉

 

[milagros317]

What time is the best time to eat dinner? 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

When will the TMF reach 100,000 members? 😀

Given the growth rate of late,this milestone could we think happen within the next year or so.😀

What time is the best time to eat dinner? 😀 😛

When its ready?

 

[milagros317]

Certainly not before it's ready, anyway. 😛

Is it too late to have another shot of whiskey? 😀