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[DimpleToes]

Will HisDevineShadow(HDS) ever get the respect he deserves from the few Lady members who delight in torturing him?

we do respect him..that is why we want to torture.. oops ment tickle him... hmm

Will HDS ever get the thanks he deserves for all the computer services he does for the TMF? 😀

that goes with out saying. He has ooddlleesss of freinds from it.. esp the ladies

Is HDS plotting revenge on the lovely ladies who delight in torturing him?

hmmmmm .sign me up baby,,, yummmyyyyy

Why is HDS so lucky as to get all that attention from the lovely ladies? 😀

he treats us with respect in his seductive charm

 

[Bugman]

Are there any lawyers in heaven? 😀

Not if there is any justice to be found in the afterlife.😉

Do pirates like to brag about their planks? You would think yes, right? Do they enjoyed getting tangled up in fishing nets? Do they all have an accent?
Can Kered dance the samba? Does he give lessons? How was the Dewey decimal system invented?

Yes.

No.

Perhaps.

No,and yes.

The Dewey decimal system,named for Boris Karloff,was invented by the Marx Brothers.

Is summer ending all too soon? 😀

We are quite pleased to see the end of summer here,and the cooler temperatures and lower humidity of the fall season.🙂

HA! Okay, I got one. What's black and white and red all over?

Btw, this question is so not meant to be read. It's meant to be said out loud. It won't work if you read it.

Wait.

That only made sense in my head.

A zebra.😛

Will Milagros ever reach the fatal post count that will reverse time and thus implode the universe?

Our prediction for this event is October 24,2012.

Will the political mud-slinging get worse? 😀

Does it ever get better?

Will HisDevineShadow(HDS) ever get the respect he deserves from the few Lady members who delight in torturing him?

Doubtful.😉

Will HDS ever get the thanks he deserves for all the computer services he does for the TMF? 😀

We always send a message of thanks for his service to us in these matters,and would hope others would follow suit.

Is HDS plotting revenge on the lovely ladies who delight in torturing him?

Even we are unable to fathom what might be brewing in the mind of the mysterious one.😉

Why is HDS so lucky as to get all that attention from the lovely ladies? 😀

We know not,and can only offer our heartfelt congratulations. 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

A zebra works but is actually a newspaper!!

HAHAHAhahahaaa...aaa...a....I need a drink.

 

[Bugman]

A zebra works but is actually a newspaper!!

HAHAHAhahahaaa...aaa...a....I need a drink.

We forgot to finish our answer.A zebra with a sunburn.😛

 

[wishfoot88]

do people actually care about my work, or is it just low roads and few others?

 

[kered]

Is HDS really a billionaire scientist that builds a lot of neat shit and practices kung fu?

 

[milagros317]

Is "a bleeding nun" in bad taste as an answer to the riddle above? 😀

 

[Bugman]

do people actually care about my work, or is it just low roads and few others?

When time allows,we shall be in touch with some thoughts on this.

Is HDS really a billionaire scientist that builds a lot of neat shit and practices kung fu?

Yes.😛

Is "a bleeding nun" in bad taste as an answer to the riddle above? 😀

We seem to have missed seeing the riddle in question.😕

 

[kered]

Does it make you wonder why HDS and Sal Mineo are never seen in the same room together?😕

 

[milagros317]

We seem to have missed seeing the riddle in question.😕

It was the Marquis de Sade's riddle to you: What is black and white and red all over?

You answered a sunburned zebra.

I ask if "a bleeding nun" is in bad taste as an answer. 😀

 

[Bugman]

Does it make you wonder why HDS and Sal Mineo are never seen in the same room together?😕

We have long suspected that they are in fact the same person,seperated at birth.

 

[milagros317]

Why doesn't Mastertank post any more? 🙁

 

[kered]

Why is it you never see Helena and Charo in the same room?😕

 

[milagros317]

Which TMF blog radio show is the best? 😀

 

[kered]

Why is it that you never see Milagros and James Caan in a room together?😕

 

[milagros317]

Which is a more interesting game, Texas Hold'em or 7-card Stud? 😀

 

[kered]

Which movie do you like best? Clue or Murder By Death?

 

[milagros317]

Which you prefer to be tossed into a vat of gin or a vat of vodka? 😀

 

[Bugman]

It was the Marquis de Sade's riddle to you: What is black and white and red all over?

You answered a sunburned zebra.

I ask if "a bleeding nun" is in bad taste as an answer. 😀

😛

Why doesn't Mastertank post any more? 🙁

We know not,his long absence from these boards has been noted by us.We can only hope he is well,and happy.

Which TMF blog radio show is the best? 😀

We have heard so few shows,we are hesitant to offer an opinion on this matter.

Why is it that you never see Milagros and James Caan in a room together?😕

They are in fact both Clint Eastwood.

 

[milagros317]

Which is a lower form of life, politicians or dung-eating beetles? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why is it you never see Helena and Charo in the same room?😕

They are both Cher.😛

Which is a more interesting game, Texas Hold'em or 7-card Stud? 😀

We favor 7-card stud ourselves,but have not turned a card in many years.

Which movie do you like best? Clue or Murder By Death?

We must admit that we have seen neither film mentioned,so must remain silent.

Which you prefer to be tossed into a vat of gin or a vat of vodka? 😀

Gin has never been to our taste,so me must cast our lot with vodka.

 

[Bugman]

Which is a lower form of life, politicians or dung-eating beetles? 😀

Little to chose among them it seems to us,but dung-eating beetles do at least serve some purpose,and do not pick our pocket.

 

[milagros317]

Can fish swim upside down? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Can fish swim upside down? 😀

Only if the water is rightside up.😛

 

[kered]

Do you think Tklee88 might be a redhead?