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[milagros317]

Who is the oldest member of the TMF? 😀

 

[Bugman]

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

We have conducted some experiments,and we must say the results were not pretty.We must also debunk the myth of cats having nine lives.And we might add our breakfest toast was ruined beyond repair.

 

[milagros317]

Who is the tallest member of the TMF? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Who picks up the rubbish on Brick Lane, and how much do they get paid?

 

[Moses25]

Why do you always bug me...man?

Cheers.

 

[paracarl44]

Do you drink Jim Beam Bourbon?

 

[milagros317]

Is there such a thing as complete happiness in life? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Who is the oldest member of the TMF? 😀

You.😛

Who is the tallest member of the TMF? 😀

We are unsure,but standing near to 6'3" ourselves we would assume that would put us in the running.😀

Why do you always bug me...man?

Cheers.

Being bugman,what else could we do? 😛

Who picks up the rubbish on Brick Lane, and how much do they get paid?

We cannot answer to the former but as to we latter we suspect not enough.

 

[Bugman]

Do you drink Jim Beam Bourbon?

We will indulge in a wee dram now and again if it be set before us,but are for the most part content with a cold brew.😀

Is there such a thing as complete happiness in life? 😀

When Reba McEntrie ceases to fetch the constabulary upon us and accepts our rather presistent marriage proposals,the answer for us at least will be yes.😀

 

[kered]

Why does NaughtyLucy throw so much rubbish on Brick Lane?

 

[Bugman]

Why does NaughtyLucy throw so much rubbish on Brick Lane?

In the hope that you will at last find something useful to do we suspect.😛

 

[Helena]

Why does NaughtyLucy throw so much rubbish on Brick Lane?

I'd like to know where Brick Lane is. Do you ever feel Rusty if you haven't tickled a lee in a while? Have you ever stepped on a Rusty nail? Have you eaten cookies out of a Rusty tin? Have you been electricuted by a rusty-wire electric fence surrounding Kered's property? Have you been chased by Kered's dobermans named Rusty I and Rusty Jr., when you were trying to break into his money closet?

 

[Bugman]

I'd like to know where Brick Lane is. Do you ever feel Rusty if you haven't tickled a lee in a while? Have you ever stepped on a Rusty nail? Have you eaten cookies out of a Rusty tin? Have you been electrocuted by a rusty-wire electric fence surrounding Kered's property? Have you been chased by Kered's dobermans named Rusty I and Rusty Jr., when you were trying to break into his money closet?

We thought better of you dear,and are sadly disappointed.

 

[kered]

Will Helena ever stop picking on us poor, helpless, innocent guys?

 

[Helena]

We thought better of you dear,and are sadly disappointed.

Will Helena ever stop picking on us poor, helpless, innocent guys?

When will the tears stop?

 

[milagros317]

Is Big Jim really big? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Will Helena ever stop picking on us poor, helpless, innocent guys?

We are sad to admit she seems to take pleasure in such sport,rather like a sadist pulling the wings off a fly,then commanding it to take flight.

When will the tears stop?

😛 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Are the Cubs sacrilegious? 😀
(They just had a priest bless their dugout before the game with the Dodgers tonight.)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

 

[wishfoot88]

how long is it until you finally decide to overthrow the leaders of the free world, and take control of the entire world???

 

[Helena]

Could you discuss the particulars of the condition you are in?

 

[Bugman]

Are the Cubs sacrilegious? 😀
(They just had a priest bless their dugout before the game with the Dodgers tonight.)

We are far from experts regarding baseball,but doubt that even invoking the name of the almighty will aid their cause.

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

We shall report back tomorrow,having dispactched Igor on a mission to obtain the needed supplies.🙂

 

[milagros317]

Were you watching when James Loney hit a grand slam home run last night, with two men out and two strikes on him, for the Dodgers?

 

[paracarl44]

We will indulge in a wee dram now and again if it be set before us,but are for the most part content with a cold brew.😀



^Are you studying 15th Century English?^

 

[Bugman]

how long is it until you finally decide to overthrow the leaders of the free world, and take control of the entire world???

Can you be certain this has not already occurred?

Could you discuss the particulars of the condition you are in?

This acursed cedar fever has us in a bit of a foul mood luv,and we do not wish to bore others with tales of our misery.