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[DimpleToes]

Just wanted to come in and give my Buggy a HUGSSSSSS , I have missed you freind

 

[kered]

How 'bout them Colts, Buggy!

 

[wishfoot88]

will i ever match milagros317's posts?

 

[naughtylucy]

When will all these perverts get away from my window? The neighbours are getting a wee bit fed up having to dodge the camera crew that Kered insists on bringing along, and are threatening to phone the police to complain about the deterioration of the neighbourhood now that Bugman has set up a Texas-style barbecue pit.

 

[naughtylucy]

Would Tklee88 be jealous if I get liquored up with NaughtyLucy and Slap'n'ticklee since she is underaged and can't get liquored up with us?😛

She's not underage here, mate.

If me and Slap took Kered to the boozer, how long would it take for the local constabulary to be summoned to a complaint of a middle-aged man dancing in the parking lot to Purple Rain, wearing nothing but a Tesco bag and a bowler hat?

 

[kered]

Does NaughtyLucy like bangers and mash?

 

[paracarl44]

Bugman, When are you going to straighten out this English Mess (Kered looking in NaughtyLucy's window & getting Tklee88 drunk)?

 

[naughtylucy]

Ahem.

I would like to confirm that I live in Scotland, not England.

Furthermore, I am a vegetarian, so would not be involved in a bangers and mash scenario unless the bangers happened to be made from soya or perhaps nuts and other proteins

For goodness bloody sakes guys, get it right! 🙂 Especially you, Kered. Don't think I can't see you out there, trying to hide behind the hedge with yer troosers round yer ankles.

 

[kered]

Does NaughtyLucy like hagis?

 

[naughtylucy]

Does NaughtyLucy like hagis?

That's it. Where's my taser?

 

[DimpleToes]

Man.. I feel the Love.. Why is it that I get my boys Buggy and Kered talking and playing nice again.. and then they ignore me.. wont even say HI anymore.. What have I done to deserve this? Tear sniff tear sniff.. even after I made pie and cookies

 

[Bugman]

Man.. I feel the Love.. Why is it that I get my boys Buggy and Kered talking and playing nice again.. and then they ignore me.. wont even say HI anymore.. What have I dont to deserve this? Tear sniff tear sniff.. even after I made pie and cookies

We are trying to clear up the backlog here luv,and ask your patience.

 

[Bugman]

Were you a fan of MAD magazine as a child? 😀

Indeed we were,never missed an issue.😀

Did you know that I have decided to use one of my paid leave days and have a four day weekend for Columbus Day?

A pox upon your house.😛



I might go to England and watch Lucy through her window or look up Slap'n'ticklee for some bangers and mash.

You sir and a cad and a bounder,and quite beyond redemption.

Why are Red Sox fans so arrogant? 😀

One World Series victory every hundred years or so seems to make them feel quite proud.

Would both NaughtyLucy and Slap'n'ticklee get liquored up with me if I visited them?😛

See ^^

Is Joe Torre the best manager in baseball? 😀

We must admit with all candor that we are unaware of which team Mr. Torre is the skipper of,and leave that judgement in your hands.

 

[Bugman]

Why do superheroes wear tights?

So their pants won't fall down?

How many baseball teams will fire their managers during the winter? 😀

Quite a few we imagine.

Would Tele88 be jealous if I get liquored up with NaughtyLucy and Slap'n'ticklee since she is underaged and can't get liquored up with us?😛

Shame shame for leading this lovey ladies astray with your wicked ways.

Is Kered's head in your way watching NaughtyLucy?

That enormous dome could block ones view of an aircraft carrier.Strange that something so large seems so empty.

 

[Bugman]

will i ever match milagros317's posts?

We should be surprised indeed if anyone comes close to matching the level Mil's has reached.

When will all these perverts get away from my window? The neighbours are getting a wee bit fed up having to dodge the camera crew that Kered insists on bringing along, and are threatening to phone the police to complain about the deterioration of the neighbourhood now that Bug Man has set up a Texas-style barbecue pit.

We understand that Kered is now charging admission,and plead innocent in the matter of the BBQ pit.We are safely enscounced here on the palace grounds and suggest there must be an impostor lurking about.

She's not underage here, mate.

If me and Slap took Keyed to the boozer, how long would it take for the local constabulary to be summoned to a complaint of a middle-aged man dancing in the parking lot to Purple Rain, wearing nothing but a Tesco bag and a bowler hat?

Not long we suspect.😉

 

[milagros317]

Why did the Tampa Bay team change its name from Devil Rays to Rays? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Where do babies come from? 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Man.. I feel the Love.. Why is it that I get my boys Buggy and Kered talking and playing nice again.. and then they ignore me.. wont even say HI anymore.. What have I done to deserve this? Tear sniff tear sniff.. even after I made pie and cookies

^Her pie and cookies are getting soggy with all her crying, would you tickle her back to her senses.^

 

[kered]

Is Mel Brooks your favorite director?

 

[Bugman]

Bugman, When are you going to straighten out this English Mess (Kered looking in NaughtyLucy's window & getting Tele88 drunk)?

We have washed our hands of the whole sordid affair,and can do no more.

Why did the Tampa Bay team change its name from Devil Rays to Rays? 😀

Because they can?

Where do babies come from? 😛

The hospital.😛

Is Mel Brooks your favorite director?

Mr. Brooks is no doubt a comedic genius,but we cannot say he is our favorite director of any genre.

 

[milagros317]

Have the Red Sox fans become evil? 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

How did you think I had kidnapped Milagros317?😕😕

 

[kered]

Have you ever understood a woman's thinking?

 

[Bugman]

Have the Red Sox fans become evil? 😀

Fenway Park is of course named for Millard Filmore,the last Russian Tsar.

How did you think I had kidnapped Milagros317?😕😕

His twin sister Hilda told us.😛

Have you ever understood a woman's thinking?

Surely you jest.

 

[kered]

Would you move over Madonna and give it up to Betty Lou?