Ask bugman a question

[kered]

How much do you pay Helena to be nice to you?

I don't know why she just always blurts the truth out like that.

 

[Bugman]

Where's the part where you start offering any sort of useful advice?

I'm still waiting for a question from you worthy of a serious response.I am,no doubt waiting in vain..

Did you know that I usually space out when I read Slacker's posts? [/COLOR]

As does anyone with a modicum of intelligence my luv.

 

[Bugman]

Bugaboo,
Why are you so thoughtful and naughty? Have you had the urge to do naughty things today?

I plead the 5th on this,as is my constitutional right.

Aren't you glad that Slacker is back?

OMG yes.I'm jumping for joy.🙄

 

[paracarl44]

Reading the comments in this thread are funnier than the Funny Papers.

 

[General Zod]

Reading the comments in this thread are funnier than the Funny Papers.

Don't encourage the crazy people 😛

 

[Bugman]

Once again i start a well meaning thread,and people feel free to take it over to conduct their personal business..

 

[slacker2114]

Why does kered part his hair the way he does?

 

[Helena]

Why does kered part his hair the way he does?

Why does Slacker run his mouth the way he does? 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Why does Slacker run his mouth the way he does? 😀

Why does Helena's mouth write checks her ticklish butt can't cash?

 

[Bugman]

All of you,with the exception of my dear Helena are kindly invited to go pound sand.I shall waste no more of my time dealing with louts,layabouts,idlers and ner-do-wells.😛

I neglected to include slackers,although i think that should be obvious.It is a distinction without a difference.

 

[slacker2114]

Lucky for me, I'm none of those.

What are the chances of an asteroid hitting the Earth in our lifetime?

 

[Helena]

Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

 

[General Zod]

Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tamia78]

Buggy, What is the square root of 16S516L82354154132X12123184.1324864652457A54684Y646P?

 

[Perduabo]

Bugman, can you foresee my death?

 

[Helena]

Why can't I figure that and this out?

 

[Tamia78]

Buggy, what would be the exact circumference of the earth if you went around it 137 times?

 

[Illtcklu]

General Zod wants to know if you have any grapes?

 

[Bugman]

Lucky for me, I'm none of those.

What are the chances of an asteroid hitting the Earth in our lifetime?

About the same odds as you ever answering a question.😛

Buggy, What is the square root of 16S516L82354154132X12123184.1324864652457A54684Y646P?

Better ask Mil's that one luv.

Bugman, can you foresee my death?

Yes,in about 70 or 80 years from now,and i hope they are happy ones my friend.🙂

Why can't I figure that and this out?

Darned if i know luv.

Buggy, what would be the exact circumference of the earth if you went around it 137 times?

Ask Mil's again darlin',i suck at math.🙂

General Zod wants to know if you have any grapes?

Zod is a grape.

 

[Illtcklu]

Zod is a grape.

Does he know? I think you should tell him!

 

[Bugman]

Does he know? I think you should tell him!

I have,several times.He is in denial,which he seems to think is a river in Egypt.

 

[Tamia78]

Buggy........ What is 95-10000000937475642?

And what's this about asking Mils? Isn't the title of this thread ask BUGMAN a question?

 

[Illtcklu]

Why is Tamia so numerical?

What number am I?

 

[Bugman]

Buggy........ What is 95-10000000937475642?

And what's this about asking Mils? Isn't the title of this thread ask BUGMAN a question?

My dear,if i need to count past twenty i would need to use your toes.Hmm,that sounds like it would be fun.

 

[Tamia78]

Why is Tamia so numerical?

What number am I?

Let me answer this one, Buggy................

Ill...you are #9999999999999999999872108972346987346127846234782682723694273462896134871637828962378961233731