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Kered will never run out of ham until the pig inside him dies, right?
 
Do you ever change colors?A nice chartreuse perhaps?It would suit you better then green.



For the first time here i am at a loss for words.Although he is without doubt a large ham..

:rowfull::rowfull::rowfull::rowfull:
(I tease with love, my handsome ham.)
 
Why are African Grey parrots referred to as eurithycus eurithycus?:swayparrot:
 
What is the shortest distance between your front door and your fridge?

Go turn purple or something and leave me alone.😛


:rockon:
Also, as a follow up, what is the shortest distance between your bed, and your get-away car?

Only one way to get there.Walk down the common balcony,left turn,down one flight of stairs.I'd have to get the tape measure out to give you an exact figure.:2poke::2poke:
 
Only one way to get there.Walk down the common balcony,left turn,down one flight of stairs.I'd have to get the tape measure out to give you an exact figure.:2poke::2poke:

You thought about getting the tape measure didn't you out of sheer curiousity, didn't you?
Knowing the distance to the get-away car is vital on rent day, no?

Oh, and also, I'm about to go get my laundry out of the dryer. Will you help me fold my unmentionables?
:devil:
 
You're not planning on stealing Helena's unmentionables for yourself are you? Didn't you just get off probation from the last time?
 
Did you know Helena uses fabric softener on her undies?:omg:
 
Did you know Helena uses fabric softener on her undies?:omg:

*We interrupt our regularly smart comment for just a moment to inform the world that Kered is loaded on Nyquil.*


Did you know Kered only uses Nyquil when he wants to have a beer?:doh:
 
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