Ask bugman a question

[Bugman]

This is your long awaited opportunity to probe the mind of bugman.Enter at your own risk,i shall not be responsible for any unintended consequences.

Your question may be serious or silly,on any topic of your choosing.My reply may be serious or silly depending on my mood at the time.Then again,i may just tell you to go pound sand.😉

So bring it on people,what if anything do you want to know about the old bugster?

 

[General Zod]

The Who or Pink Floyd?

 

[Saeria]

If i were a chimpanzee and goth made cupcakes out of wheat flour instead of white as i've continuously instructed him too (yet he refuses to listen to me, dammit) ... Okay, wait, back up.. did i mention we are theoretically living in antartica and you're our neighbor (I'm SO sorry about all the noise, btw) ... Anyways, given these details, how long do you think it would take before the penguins took over our neighborhood, stole the awful muffins, threw poop at me to let me know just how it feels, and picketed all the late night noise... and would you help them?

 

[Bugman]

The Who or Pink Floyd?

A tough one indeed General.When we get down to brass tacks i must cast my lot with The Who,although not without some regrets..

 

[Bugman]

If i were a chimpanzee and goth made cupcakes out of wheat flour instead of white as i've continuously instructed him too (yet he refuses to listen to me, dammit) ... Okay, wait, back up.. did i mention we are theoretically living in antarctica and you're our neighbor (I'm SO sorry about all the noise, btw) ... Anyways, given these details, how long do you think it would take before the penguins took over our neighborhood, stole the awful muffins, threw poop at me to let me know just how it feels, and picketed all the late night noise... and would you help them?

I thought you were still locked up,when did you make bail?That much having been said i have no sympathy for rabble rousers of any stripe,including penquins.Your issues with Goth and cupcakes i leave to you.Thats what happens when you invite a Yankee into your home.😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Are you a bug or a man? People need to know!

 

[tickmankyle1]

ok the Partridge family or the Jackson 5?????

 

[kered]

Should I just take the standard three day weekend for Labor Day or should I take a four day weekend and go back to work Wednesday?

 

[milagros317]

Who will win the 2008 World Series? 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Is it raining in Texas?

 

[Gothika]

if i were a bug would u eradacate me?

 

[Bugman]

Are you a bug or a man? People need to know!

I am both,yet i am neither.I lurk in the shadows and await my prey,then i assume the appropriate form.

of the Partridge family or the Jackson 5?????

Next question.

Should I just take the standard three day weekend for Labor Day or should I take a four day weekend and go back to work Wednesday?

I suggest you take a long walk off a short pier you tool.😛

if i were a bug would u eradacate me?

If you don't learn to make cupcakes the right way Tracy is gonna kill you before i have a chance.

 

[kered]

Can you really ignite flatulence?😕

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What am I thinking right now? 😛

 

[Helena]

Can you really ignite flatulence?😕

Yeah, I wanna know that, too. And also, should I go to Staples and buy my school supplies on Saturday, Sunday, or Monday...and why?

 

[Bugman]

Can you really ignite flatulence?😕

You seem to have us confused with maniac,we are not endowed with such powers.

What am I thinking right now? 😛

Modesty and decorum require that we not respond to this question on a public forum.You should be ashamed.

Yeah, I wanna know that, too. And also, should I go to Staples and buy my school supplies on Saturday, Sunday, or Monday...and why?

We have smoked the pipe,consulted the liver of a goose,and studied the astrological charts.It has been revealed to us that Sunday would be a most favorable day for the purchase of said supplies.Beware however of salesmen who might be lurking about in hopes of sneaking in a tickle while you reach for items on the top shelves.

 

[tickmankyle1]

Who will win the 2008 World Series? 😀

not to over step bug but the cubs are going to win the world series and also hell will freeze over

 

[Bugman]

Who will win the 2008 World Series? 😀

The Kansas City Chiefs.

 

[kered]

When Superman is flying and gets a bug in his eye, does he yell "Shit!!"?

 

[tickmankyle1]

just remember all the first 3 mins are free but then it is 3.49 per minute kyle

 

[kered]

Do Texans always order whiskey for the men and beer for the horses?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who would you rather be stuck with on a deserted island: Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? 😛

 

[kered]

Who would you rather be stuck with on a deserted island: Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? 😛

EWWWWWWWW!

 

[Helena]

Which candy should I put in my "Naughty Jar" first? Three Musketeers or Snickers: should there be ice cream?"

 

[Bugman]

When Superman is flying and gets a bug in his eye, does he yell "Shit!!"?

We suggest you consult Lois Lane regarding such issues.😛

Do Texans always order whiskey for the men and beer for the horses?

Only the really cool ones.😀

Who would you rather be stuck with on a deserted island: Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? 😛

We should sooner be staked to an ant hill and covered with honey,would be a quicker and less painful death.

Which candy should I put in my "Naughty Jar" first? Three Musketeers or Snickers: should there be ice cream?"

A conundrum of the first order as both bars mentioned are quite tasty.We must admit we are puzzled regarding ice cream in a jar unless same said jar is to be kept in the freezer.