Ask bugman a question

[Pokey]

Do you think Texans think safe sex is a padded headboard?

Trouble, this one is priceless, lol, I it and you!!!!!!! Hey Buggy, you didn't answer this beautiful ladies question?

What is your favorite day of the week?

 

[paracarl44]

When are you going to answer all of these questions?

 

[paracarl44]

YO BUGMAN.

I'M BUMPING THIS POST UP BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED YOU QUESTIONS.

 

[Bugman]

I'M BUMPING THIS POST UP BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED YOU QUESTIONS.

We have had neither the time nor energy of late to give this thread the due diligence owing it, and this seems unlikely to change in the foreseeable future. In light of that, it seems to us the best course of action is to let it fade away into the mists of time.

It is said, in the Arthurian Legend, that he will return from Avalon in time of great need. Perhaps that will be the case with this thread. Perhaps not. Time will tell. 🙂

 

[kered]

So.......gonna stock up on a bunch of cheap whiskey during the holiday sales. Buggy?

 

[Bugman]

After a long hiatus, we have thought it good, just and pleasing to proclaim that these shops are once again open for business. Those who seek knowledge, guidance or succor, come unto us. Our long absence from this thread has troubled us, and despite any hardships this might impose on us, we can not in good conscience with-hold our wisdom from the lost and misguided souls who frequent these boards.

 

[paracarl44]

Are the springs still dripping at Dripping Springs?

 

[Bugman]

Are the springs still dripping at Dripping Springs?

We can only assume so, not having ventured to that charming hamlet in some time. And we have received no reports to the contrary.

 

[paracarl44]

Is it too cold for the bugs to tussle at Bug Tussle?

 

[Bugman]

Is it too cold for the bugs to tussle at Bug Tussle?

Indeed, we have been 10-15 degrees about average for this time of year, and if the thermometer on our wall clock is to be believed it is at present 88 degrees in our humble abode, and this with the living room window open and a 20" box fan running.

 

[Helena]

ASK BUGABOO A QUESTION is open again for me? Thank goodness. Having to go along each day without your wisdom has been so very difficult.

Can you fix an appliance for me?

 

[vladtickleman22]

which half is bug and which half is man?

 

[paracarl44]

I notice that Slacker has not found this thread lately.

How are you doing today?

 

[Bugman]

:you rock:
ASK BUGABOO A QUESTION is open again for me? Thank goodness. Having to go along each day without your wisdom has been so very difficult.

Can you fix an appliance for me?

We should need more information as to what the problem might be, and with what appliance.

which half is bug and which half is man?

None of your business. 😛

I notice that Slacker has not found this thread lately.

How are you doing today?

We have noted the extended absence of said individual from these boards, and must admit this has given us a great deal of joy. 😀

We are, all in all well, and hope the same can be said of you. 🙂

 

[kered]

Has it snowed there yet?

 

[Helena]

Would you like to count my toes to make sure they are all there? I'm just asking.

 

[kered]

Is there really cheap whiskey just down the street from your place?

 

[Bugman]

Has it snowed there yet?

We are quite pleased to report that snow here is almost as rare as an intelligent resident of Indiana. 😀

Would you like to count my toes to make sure they are all there? I'm just asking.

We would. All thirteen of them. 😛

Is there really cheap whiskey just down the street from your place?

Not being a consumer of said product, we are unable to say.

 

[kered]

Are even the farts bigger in Texas?

 

[Bugman]

Are even the farts bigger in Texas? :marchofthe kitties:

Our beloved Lone Star State is one of the biggest producers of natural gas among the lower 48. A great deal of this production can we suspect be attributed to our politicians, lawyers and other lower life forms.

 

[leafstk]

How is the bugman keeping? 😀 Good to have you back round here, sir!

 

[Bugman]

How is the bugman keeping? 😀 Good to have you back round here, sir!

We are, all in all doing well enough, and say thank ye for the kind words. 🙂

 

[kered]

Buggy, what would result in the mixing of poutine and peyote?

 

[Bugman]

Paris Hilton, a 1966 Dodge Dart and Ottumwa Iowa.

 

[paracarl44]

Did you get any rain yet today?