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ASK KNOT...

Knot Amewzed said:
I can be very naughty, but I have this sensitive side to me that tries to outshine my evil.

I currently do not have plans for Valentine's Day; are you asking me out?

The worst Valentine's Day gift was when an ex-girlfriend had me lay down on a bed of roses. She forgot to remove the thorns.
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😛😛😛😛😛😛
Do you remember a time when you really wanted to be naughty, but didn't act on it because you were feeling sensitive?

Ouch to the bed of roses. That is just romance gone wrong. I think it's a funny story. Thank you for sharing it.
 
Helena said:
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Do you remember a time when you really wanted to be naughty, but didn't act on it because you were feeling sensitive?

Ouch to the bed of roses. That is just romance gone wrong. I think it's a funny story. Thank you for sharing it.
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Yes. There was this time when I had a sexy MILF tied to my bed in only her lingerie. She must have begged me for hours to lick her from head to toe.

My sensitive side kicked in when I thought to myself, "I could never do this to my cousin".
 
Knot Amewzed said:
Yes. There was this time when I had a sexy MILF tied to my bed in only her lingerie. She must have begged me for hours to lick her from head to toe.

My sensitive side kicked in when I thought to myself, "I could never do this to my cousin".
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You are one sick individual. I love it!!!! :innocent:
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Can we take a picture tomorrow to replace that HORRIBLE sig pic of yours please? 😀
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Horrible!!!!????!!!! My pic contains four of my five favorite things in the world: my mask, my axe, and my arms!

It is missing one though...YOU!!! BFFITWW!!!! :tickling:
 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ? yea
 
At what speed does a frog rotate at when you put it in the blender?
 
Homer28 said:
At what speed does a frog rotate at when you put it in the blender?
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Without the specific details on manufacturers, model types, and predetermined settings (i.e. blend, mix, pulverize, crush, liquefy) there is no accurate determination; however a frog blending in an average blender, on an average setting, would estimate at the speed of 125.5 mph.
 
Knot Amewzed said:
Without the specific details on manufacturers, model types, and predetermined settings (i.e. blend, mix, pulverize, crush, liquefy) there is no accurate determination; however a frog blending in an average blender, on an average setting, would estimate at the speed of 125.5 mph.
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All I know at this point is I should have put the lid on the blender before hitting the start button....
 
Homer28 said:
All I know at this point is I should have put the lid on the blender before hitting the start button....
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Unless you were going for the contemporary art look on your kitchen walls, that would have been a wise decision.
 
Knot Amewzed said:
Yes. There was this time when I had a sexy MILF tied to my bed in only her lingerie. She must have begged me for hours to lick her from head to toe.

My sensitive side kicked in when I thought to myself, "I could never do this to my cousin".
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Ewwwwwwwww. But in a funny, redneck kind of way.
Has anyone else ever been tied to your bed, and begged you to lick them?
 
Helena said:
Ewwwwwwwww. But in a funny, redneck kind of way.
Has anyone else ever been tied to your bed, and begged you to lick them?
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Only every other woman that had the pleasure to step foot through my bedroom doorway. :lick:
 
Knot Amewzed said:
Horrible!!!!????!!!! My pic contains four of my five favorite things in the world: my mask, my axe, and my arms!

It is missing one though...YOU!!! BFFITWW!!!! :tickling:
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OH-EM-EFF-GEE!!!! EYE-ELL-WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!

So...tell me...exactly how much fucking FUN did you have today?

:tickling: :popcorn: :sing: :xlime: (that's for Pulp Fiction 😛) :blowkiss:
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
OH-EM-EFF-GEE!!!! EYE-ELL-WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!

So...tell me...exactly how much fucking FUN did you have today?

:tickling: :popcorn: :sing: :xlime: (that's for Pulp Fiction 😛) :blowkiss:
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You are soooooooooooo fun and sooooooooooo very ticklish my BFF.....and you said that you never beg. HA! 😀
 
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