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ASK KNOT...

Why is Lyz fucking off with you on the computer, flexing her phony muscles, when she should be getting her ass to my house to get her damn keys?
 
slacker2114 said:
Why is Lyz fucking off with you on the computer, flexing her phony muscles, when she should be getting her ass to my house to get her damn keys?
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She recently made a discovery; those keys do, in fact, belong to locks. During her confusion, she lost her sense of direction and can't find her way off of the computer chair. This delusion also gives her the false sense of having muscles that can strike fear into people with common sense.
 
Why doesn't anyone ever believe that I'm ferocious even though I've proven it time and time again?
 
Knot Amewzed said:
She recently made a discovery; those keys do, in fact, belong to locks. During her confusion, she lost her sense of direction and can't find her way off of the computer chair. This delusion also gives her the false sense of having muscles that can strike fear into people with common sense.
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That is without question, the most well thought out and profound statement ever made about Lyz and her false ferocity. Would you be willing to accept a Nobel prize for your discovery?
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Why doesn't anyone ever believe that I'm ferocious even though I've proven it time and time again?
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Obtaining proof is always the responsibilty of the person who lays charges. We have proved beyond reasonable doubt that you are not only not ferocious, but tame and cowardly.
 
slacker2114 said:
That is without question, the most well thought out and profound statement ever made about Lyz and her false ferocity. Would you be willing to accept a Nobel prize for your discovery?
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I am a modest individual who is humbled by your compliment alone, but if I must accept an award, I must.
 
So when are you planning to venture out so we can all see you again? Your presence is missed.
 
Should I be nice to not hurt someone's feelings or squash them like the bug they are?
 
How pissed off do you think I am that I have this present that I bought for someone months ago, and I've housed it with care for all this time, and now I just dripped Crystal Light on it? :doh:
 
Knot Amewzed said:
That depends on the feelings in question and the bug you want to compare the squashing too.
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a total JERK and a cockroach... can we start the squashing now.. pretty please. you use your muscles to squash it for me..
 
DimpleToes said:
a total JERK and a cockroach... can we start the squashing now.. pretty please. you use your muscles to squash it for me..
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Cockroaches have strength in numbers; their ability to reproduce is astonishing. The same could be said for assholes.

The squashing of a total jerk, who resembles a cockroach, will be granted. Do you have an address?
 
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