ASK KNOT...

[Knot Amewzed]

Does it involve a pole, by any chance?

Perhaps it does

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Oh wow. We're adding a pole to our den. Thanks Sanna.

Sweet, I can haz pix later?

Perhaps it does

Orly? So. uh.. how, exactly, do you involve said pole in your dancing? Yes, I'm feeling annoying tonight 😀

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Oh wow. We're adding a pole to our den. Thanks Sanna.

It is in the works!!!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Orly? So. uh.. how, exactly, do you involve said pole in your dancing? Yes, I'm feeling annoying tonight 😀

Ok...first I apply plenty of baby oil to said pole, strip down to nothing but a mint green thong, rub myself in Hershey's chocolate syrup, then grind that sumbitch' until the chrome comes off on my beanbag.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Ok...first I apply plenty of baby oil to said pole, strip down to nothing but a mint green thong, rub myself in Hershey's chocolate syrup, then grind that sumbitch' until the chrome comes off on my beanbag.

Absolutely fabulous, if you take away the Hershey stuff, I don't trust them or their products >.>
Why are they so popular in the States anyway?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Absolutely fabulous, if you take away the Hershey stuff, I don't trust them or their products >.>

I would try Nestle Quick, but the rabbit on the carton disturbs the hell out of me.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I would try Nestle Quick, but the rabbit on the carton disturbs the hell out of me.

=O
How can you NOT adore a furry little cutiepie on speed?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

=O
How can you NOT adore a furry little cutiepie on speed?

Don't worry...I still adore you 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Can we change the thong to baby blue boxer briefs? And can we be a little sexier than grinding the pole until the chrome rubs off?

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Don't worry...I still adore you 🙂

Ha-ha, I'm a swedish tiger, not a silly bunny :/

What sort of questions were you expecting to get when you created this thread? 😀

 

[Artoo]

If Venray falls in a forest and nobody's around, does he make a sound?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Can we change the thong to baby blue boxer briefs? And can we be a little sexier than grinding the pole until the chrome rubs off?

Sure...I will wear the baby blues. How about if I licked the pole until my taste buds sanded themselves off?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Sure...I will wear the baby blues. How about if I licked the pole until my taste buds sanded themselves off?

Why the violence? How bout grinding and licking, but not until your body or the pole start to deteriorate - that ruins the sexy LOL

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Why is it that the good people are the ones that have a hard time catching a break sometimes?! ...

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Ha-ha, I'm a swedish tiger, not a silly bunny :/

What sort of questions were you expecting to get when you created this thread? 😀

Perverted questions to stimulate my intellect.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

If Venray falls in a forest and nobody's around, does he make a sound?

Yes; however, said sound will remain buried deep within the trees.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Why is it that the good people are the ones that have a hard time catching a break sometimes?! ...

Because good people are willing to accept sacrifice.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Perverted questions to stimulate my intellect.

Such as; if you met someone on the street covered by bed sheets, which fetish would you say that that person had?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Did you forget how to multi-quote again?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Such as; if you met someone on the street covered by bed sheets, which fetish would you say that that person had?

A Hasidic Judaism fetish?

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Because good people are willing to accept sacrifice.

WHOA.. Incite

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Did you forget how to multi-quote again?

STFU!!!! Troublemaker!!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

STFU!!!! Troublemaker!!!!

I'm trying to help you, you baggadouche!!!!!!

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

A Hasidic Judaism fetish?

That's wrong. What if the sheets were pink?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

That's wrong. What if the sheets were pink?

The aftermath of a Hasidic Judaism fetish that included a virgin?