ASK KNOT...

[Homer28]

Do you like the new sig pic??

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Do you like the new sig pic??

Dude, you posted this before we went out??? If I new this I would have launched your ass onto the stripper stage! You sumbitch'!!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You're in a pitch black room, and you've just finished the hottest make out session of your life with a total stranger. When the lights come on, would you rather the person:

had a mouth that was covered in sores oozing pus

OR

was your grandmother.

 

[ikaiyoo]

So how are things going?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

You're in a pitch black room, and you've just finished the hottest make out session of your life with a total stranger. When the lights come on, would you rather the person:

had a mouth that was covered in sores oozing pus

OR

was your grandmother.

You are fucking nasty, Lyz! This would never happen. My grandmother is a little pissed at me right now.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

So how are things going?

Not too bad. I must say that I am feeling rather well. Thanks for asking, yoo!

 

[vladtickleman22]

Are you gonna clobber Mike for having that image in his sig?

 

[lilone4sir]

Did ya miss me? 😉

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Are you gonna clobber Mike for having that image in his sig?

No, I will just force him to drink manly beverages and deny his late night diner privileges.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Did ya miss me? 😉

Yes! How was Vegas?

 

[lilone4sir]

Vegas was shiney and slightly blurry. Elvis sang me 'Happy Birthday' 🙂
What'd I miss while I was gone? I'd like the 10 cent version please.... 😉

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What are we gonna do for my birthday?

AND

Next time I ler you - I can haz video?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Vegas was shiney and slightly blurry. Elvis sang me 'Happy Birthday' 🙂
What'd I miss while I was gone? I'd like the 10 cent version please.... 😉

Question, post.

Answer post.

Repeat.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

What are we gonna do for my birthday?

AND

Next time I ler you - I can haz video?

As for your birthday, I want to buy you a half hour block in the Champagne Room at Al's.

If you ever, ever, EVAH video tape me I will karate chop you in the left temple.

 

[Tortuga]

Will you give me a lap dance at Bellas?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Will you give me a lap dance at Bellas?

Of course!

Should I wear a thong?

 

[Tortuga]

Of course!

Should I wear a thong?

Actually, boxers are just fine. Last time I saw a man in a thong doing a strip tease was NH 08 and I vomicked! Cause it was Robace.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Actually, boxers are just fine. Last time I saw a man in a thong doing a strip tease was NH 08 and I vomicked! Cause it was Robace.

LMAO! We should get the guys together to have a Strip-a-thon for the ladies! No thongs as per Turtle Soup.

 

[Tortuga]

Will you do it to this song? If you do I will love you and make you cookies.
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[Knot Amewzed]

Bring the CD 🙂

I love Death Proof!

Will you do it to this song? If you do I will love you and make you cookies.
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[Skipadeedoodah]

If you ever, ever, EVAH video tape me I will karate chop you in the left temple.

Come ooooooooon, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

 

[Radiohead 7140]

lyz told me she pwn'd you. can you confirm or deny?

 

[Tortuga]

Will you let me pwn you at Bellas?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

lyz told me she pwn'd you. can you confirm or deny?

I can confirm that her bondage equipment couldn't hold me.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Will you let me pwn you at Bellas?

LMAO...you are so adorable. Let you, yes.