Ask me anything! (Artoo edition)

[adrenalayna]

Would you eat green eggs and ham?

 

[Artoo]

Would you eat green eggs and ham?

I will not eat green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, adrenalayna-ma'am.

 

[drewskee]

Does a bear shit in the woods? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was the weirdest food you've ever eaten?

 

[slacker2114]

What's the speed of dark?

 

[natural tickler]

pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon??

 

[Gothika]

do u ever rust?

 

[Artoo]

Does a bear shit in the woods? 😛

Only when it's in the woods, and is desperate for a shit.

What was the weirdest food you've ever eaten?

Witchetty Grub.

What's the speed of dark?

A best-selling novel which I haven't read?

pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon??

We'd rather not have your filthy yankee mustard, sir. Colmans English all the way!

do u ever rust?

Only on the tip of my nose.

 

[Carsomyr]

What would you rather see being made: sausage or laws?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Witchetty Grub.

Since the pic isn't showing what it's supposed to show, what is a Witchetty Grub?

 

[Artoo]

What would you rather see being made: sausage or laws?

Laws. About saussages.

 

[Artoo]

Since the pic isn't showing what it's supposed to show, what is a Witchetty Grub?

I just edited the photo in my original post.

 

[lilone4sir]

What's the furthest you've travelled for a tickling session?

 

[Artoo]

What's the furthest you've travelled for a tickling session?

Hum. I came to the US for NEST, and I stayed with Euphoricy in KY for a few days beforehand. So...several thousand miles?

Gods, that makes me sound pathetically desperate. I do get some tickling action in this country too, yanno? 😀

 

[lilone4sir]

Hum. I came to the US for NEST, and I stayed with Euphoricy in KY for a few days beforehand. So...several thousand miles?

Gods, that makes me sound pathetically desperate. I do get some tickling action in this country too, yanno? 😀

No judgement sugar... I'm in the UK in 2 weeks and Australia for the next 5 weeks after that.... 😉


What's the most stereotypical British thing that is totally you?

 

[Artoo]

No judgement sugar... I'm in the UK in 2 weeks and Australia for the next 5 weeks after that.... 😉


What's the most stereotypical British thing that is totally you?

My voice. I sound like a cross between Hugh Grant and a fucking SatNav.

 

[lilone4sir]

Do you believe chocolate is better in the UK or the US?

 

[Artoo]

Do you believe chocolate is better in the UK or the US?

Over here. You guys put it on everything (including pizza), and choose quantity over quality. 😉

 

[natural tickler]

why no love for Grey Poupon??

 

[Artoo]

why no love for Grey Poupon??

Cos it tastes of <s>wank</s> yank.

 

[lilone4sir]

Over here. You guys put it on everything (including pizza), and choose quantity over quality. 😉

You just put more sugar in yours! My UK friend who just moved to Toronto has been having a fit for a week about how bad it is... lol

 

[Artoo]

has been having a fit

Probably a lack of sugar in your friends' diet.

 

[natural tickler]

give my regards to the Queen

 

[Artoo]

give my regards to the Queen

That's not a question. 😛

 

[natural tickler]

give my regards to the Queen?

fixed