Ask me anything! (Artoo edition)

[kurchatovium]

If a danicing banana falls in the forest is this thread just silly? 😀 😛

 

[Artoo]

If a danicing banana falls in the forest is this thread just silly? 😀 😛

The dancing of a banana as it falls to the ground is not unheard of, especially in a forest of banana plants. So, it's not too silly. 😉

 

[kered]

Have you ever had bangers and mash?

 

[Artoo]

Have you ever had bangers and mash?

There's a fantastic pub round the corner from where I live, called The Happy Return. It sells the best goddamn bangers and mash I have ever eaten.

In fact, now that you've mentioned it I might go there tomorrow for dinner. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I'm still looking for my car keys Artie.Would you look under the sofa?

 

[Artoo]

I'm still looking for my car keys Artie.Would you look under the sofa?

My sofa? I would, except it's a whole two floors away, and I'm in bed 😛
I'll have a look in the morning 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

The dancing of a banana as it falls to the ground is not unheard of, especially in a forest of banana plants. So, it's not too silly. 😉

If kurch falls in the forest does that mean he is old?

 

[naughtylucy]

Why are all the kids in the Sri Lankan hill country asking me for school pens?

 

[LD_Tickler]

If you had to eat an animal you've never eaten before, what would it be?

 

[Gothika]

have u ever been to the usa and if so where and did u like it and if so what place was ya fav

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Do you REALLY not believe in my uber ler skills or do you just like to shit talk?

Are you secretly a SAM?

 

[McNoodle]

Can you quote anything from Alice in Wonderland without looking it up?

 

[Artoo]

If kurch falls in the forest does that mean he is old?

Aye. 😉

Why are all the kids in the Sri Lankan hill country asking me for school pens?

Because they need the pens to write down how much tea they've picked.

If you had to eat an animal you've never eaten before, what would it be?

Ooo, I'm not too sure. I think I'd quite like to try mammoth, I've heard that can be rather nice in soup.

have u ever been to the usa and if so where and did u like it and if so what place was ya fav

Unfortunately, I've not been to the US as of yet 🙁

Do you REALLY not believe in my uber ler skills or do you just like to shit talk?

Are you secretly a SAM?

I'll believe in your skills as a ler when I see them.
And, again with the acronyms! What on earth is a SAM?

Can you quote anything from Alice in Wonderland without looking it up?

Yes (I'm not sure if these are the exact words, but they popped into my head first)

The time has come (the walrus said)
for talk of many things;
Of shoes and ships, and ceiling wax,
Of cabbages and kings...

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'll believe in your skills as a ler when I see them.
And, again with the acronyms! What on earth is a SAM?

SmartAss Masochist -- that is...do you talk a bunch of shit because you know (or you hope) it's gonna get you tickled?

If you had divide it up into percentages...how much ler and how much lee are you?

 

[Artoo]

SmartAss Masochist -- that is...do you talk a bunch of shit because you know (or you hope) it's gonna get you tickled?

If you had divide it up into percentages...how much ler and how much lee are you?

Ah, I see. I guess there's an element of that in me 😉

If I had to divide it up into percentages, I would say that I am 60% lee, 40% er, though it varies from 50-50 to 70-30 depending on my mood.

 

[CurtWild]

do you ever use cockney rhyming slang?

 

[Artoo]

do you ever use cockney rhyming slang?

Only when I'm pretending to be a cockney.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

(I'm not creative so you and 13 get the same question LOL)

What made you laugh hardest in the last 48 hours?

 

[McNoodle]

Which of the seven deadly sins to you identify most with?

 

[Helena]

Which of the seven deadly sins to you identify most with?

I'd like to know the nswer to that as well...and then as a follow-up question:
Have you broken all ten commandments?

 

[Artoo]

(I'm not creative so you and 13 get the same question LOL)

What made you laugh hardest in the last 48 hours?

Probably when Emma tickled me at work, when I was least expecting it.

Which of the seven deadly sins to you identify most with?

Sloth. Or lust.

 

[CrystalLight]

Why are you so British?

 

[TMF Jeff]

Why haven't you responded to my PM about the secret santa thing?

 

[Bugman]

Where is the pizza i ordered?Am i in the right thread?😕

 

[Artoo]

I'd like to know the nswer to that as well...and then as a follow-up question:
Have you broken all ten commandments?

Hmm...

1. Do not have any other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

It depends on what you mean by god. Many Christians interpret this to mean idol worship, whether it's money, drugs, women, watching the telly, or whatever. I guess by that definition I've broken that commandment good and proper - I've certainly put things above worshipping the Judeo-Christian god.

2. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.


Jesus H Christ! Of course I've taken the name of the lord in vain...


3. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and consecrated it.


I do my level best to do jack shit on a Sunday (although I finish work at 4am on a Sunday morning, so I've broken that one too)

4. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.


There is no one in the world that I respect more than my mother and father, despite their failings.

4. You shall not murder.


Yep. Never done this. Apart from to small insects, and a rabbit once.

5. You shall not commit adultery.


Never been married, so this isn't an issue.

6. You shall not steal.


Yeah I've stolen before.

7. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.


I've never lied. But how do you know if I'm lying about that? 😛

8. You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.

Everyone desires things - it's how trade works, ergo this commandment is fairly silly.

Hmm...I seem to have missed/combined a few of them; little help anyone? 😛