Wow! And I thought I was accident prone:
At age 2, I crawled underneath a coffeetable and came back up from under it, but too soon and bashed the back of my head (there is still a bump where it hit)
At age 8 and again at 12, I accidentally slammed my hand in a car door and the child safety lock activated. I ended up fracturing all four fingers, first on my right hand, then my left.
At age 10, I got excited when I heard the sound of fireworks going off in my backyard and ran from the living room, through the kitchen, and THROUGH the SLIDING GLASS DOOR that I thought was OPEN 😀 Cuts, scrapes, and a mild concussion...what a Fourth of July that was! 😀
At age 16, I tore the upper quadricept muscle of my right leg in my 53rd wrestling match in my freshmen year of HS.
At age 21, I got into a car accident which resulted in 3 broken ribs and a busted left knee
Last June, I stubbed my pinky toe which caused it to bruise underneath the nail.
Earlier today, I trip over my dog and fell eye-first into the corner of my coffeetable. Won't know if the blindness that I have in my left eye is going to be permanent or not until 6 weeks from now.
Have you figured out the song that best describes you yet?
