Ask Me Anything :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL! That would actually be a Cobb salad. Romaine lettuce with hard boiled eggs and bacon bits. YUMMY!!

Ever been horseback riding?

No...Romaine lettuce, raw spinach, hard boiled eggs, turkey, shredded cheese and/or cottage cheese, onions, a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of tomatoes, a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of green peppers, carrots, cucumbers, ranch dressing

I've been horseback riding like...at a kid's birthday party LOL Never real horseback riding.

What are you doing tmw?

I'll make ya a deal - you tell me wtf tmw means, and I'll tell you what I'm doing tmw 😀

 

[slacker2114]

If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?

OMFG I hope not - that's disgusting!

 

[slacker2114]

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

 

[..Glamorous..]

No...Romaine lettuce, raw spinach, hard boiled eggs, turkey, shredded cheese and/or cottage cheese, onions, a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of tomatoes, a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of green peppers, carrots, cucumbers, ranch dressing

I've been horseback riding like...at a kid's birthday party LOL Never real horseback riding.



I'll make ya a deal - you tell me wtf tmw means, and I'll tell you what I'm doing tmw 😀

LMAO! Tomorrow.

And, Ew Slacker. Gross. Although I don't know anyone that takes it out when they have a cold...

 

[vladtickleman22]

Then the cheesecake factory makes it wrong. They only put hard boiled eggs and bacon bits on it.

What's BFFITWW?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

I'm too tired to come up with something witty - the world is fucking retarded - that is all.

LMAO! Tomorrow.

And, Ew Slacker. Gross. Although I don't know anyone that takes it out when they have a cold...

Oh 😀 I dunno - going home from work and probably BFFITWW'ing it up then going back to work at 3pm

Then the cheesecake factory makes it wrong. They only put hard boiled eggs and bacon bits on it.

What's BFFITWW?

Me and Knot Amewzed are BFFITWWs -- Best Fucking Friend In The Whole World.

 

[slacker2114]

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

 

[vladtickleman22]

If you're asleep. How the hell do you open your eyes?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Hmm...I think I do both at the same time.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If you're asleep. How the hell do you open your eyes?

LOL You can open your eyes right away AS you're waking up - I think that's what he meant 😛

 

[slacker2114]

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

To one bedpost

 

[slacker2114]

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

Cause whoever invented overalls is a tard.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Who come bras open in both the front AND the back?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who come bras open in both the front AND the back?

Bras that close in the back offer a different kind of support than bras that close in the front. You'll never find ONE bra that closes in BOTH the front and back.

 

[slacker2114]

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Why wear a bra at all? LET THOSE BABIES JIGGLE!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

I don't know dude...but it TOTALLY fucking does.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Why wear a bra at all? LET THOSE BABIES JIGGLE!!!

1.) Ew.
2.) Ow.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Do you like ice pops?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you like ice pops?

You mean freeze pops?? Dude I could fucking LIVE off of them!!

 

[slacker2114]

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

[Gothika]

can i have your number?