Ask Me Anything :D

[paracarl44]

Eh, they're okay, but I'm not a real big on scrambled eggs. I like 'em dippy.

DIPPY! May i use this term when refering to how i want my eggs cooked from now on?

^Do you know that eggs have to be fried hard in New Jersey?^

 

[natural tickler]

Why did Jimmy crack corn and no one cared??

 

[kered]

Did Akira Kurasawa ever crack corn?

 

[Filthyweasel]

Are you keeping an eye out for energy vampires?

 

[kered]

Was Akira Kurasawa an energy vampire?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

And just how do you know what assholes taste like??

^Do you know that eggs have to be fried hard in New Jersey?^

WTF does that mean?

Why did Jimmy crack corn and no one cared??

It doesn't say "no one" cared, it says "I don't care." Obviously the person who wrote the song didn't have to clean up all the cracked corn.

Did Akira Kurasawa ever crack corn?

Yes. Daily.

Are you keeping an eye out for energy vampires?

I am!! I'm trying to avoid them at all costs. Sneaky bastards...

Was Akira Kurasawa an energy vampire?

Doubt it.

 

[natural tickler]

how do you like your orange juice, with or without pulp??

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

how do you like your orange juice, with or without pulp??

I prefer without, but I can drink it with if that's what's there. I'm not picky.

 

[natural tickler]

so still think you're and IFD eh??

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

so still think you're and IFD eh??

I am a founding member of IFD. That will never change.

 

[natural tickler]

it's good to have dreams and aspirations isn't it??

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

it's good to have dreams and aspirations isn't it??

LOL Yes.

 

[natural tickler]

funniest.damn.commercial.ever...you agree??

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[vladtickleman22]

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

funniest.damn.commercial.ever...you agree??

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LMAO!! Definitely unexpected 😛 I thought the guy was gonna eat the whole bag of Doritos, and then not be able to resist taking the last crumb from the mousetrap and having the mousetrap snap on him 😛 This was good, too, though LOL

 

[vladtickleman22]

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

😉 asdfasdf

 

[vladtickleman22]

Can you make all this pain in my back/legs go away? plz!

 

[texastickler]

How is the happy Lima bean doing today?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Can you make all this pain in my back/legs go away? plz!

I would if I could 🙁

How is the happy Lima bean doing today?

Pretty great, actually 🙂

 

[KrazieDog]

Question, via skype from Melanie and I:
1) Have you gotten all the wrinkles out of your clothes yet?
2) Have you bought toilet paper yet?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Question, via skype from Melanie and I:
1) Have you gotten all the wrinkles out of your clothes yet?
2) Have you bought toilet paper yet?

LMAO.

No.
and
No.

 

[KrazieDog]

LMAO.

No.

How are you wiping your ass then, you nasty nasty girl? Eewwwww! 😱

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How are you wiping your ass then, you nasty nasty girl? Eewwwww! 😱

I've decided to give up on wiping and just drip dry.

 

[McNoodle]

What is the longest string of swear words you have ever uttered in a single breath?