Skipadeedoodah
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My beautiful wife, I love to read Dean Koontz and Stephen King - or something comparably dark and exciting. I have a special love for Edgar Allen Poe that I never outgrew from when I wanted to paint my room black and all that jazz 😛 Oddly enough, I happen to loathe romance novels. I hope someone hits Nora Roberts in the face with a shovel.
This would be the last straw, and she would break through her bonds and beat your ass with one of the crab legs.
Wife, are you much of a book reader or do you prefer not to venture down that road?