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Why? He'd cry on your shoulder afterward, it would be sweet. And sticky.
Can you imagine two virgins in bed together? It'd be epitome of the blind leading the blind. And there are only two things worse than a guy who doesn't know what he's doing. One is a guy who doesn't know what he's doing and pretends he does. The other and worst of them all is a guy who doesn't know what he's doing and looks to me for some kind of direction or to take charge. Ugh. I'm annoyed and turned off just thinking about it. LOL
 
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Why must you disappoint me so much?
I have absolutely no idea what you just showed me, nor do I remember talking about it at the munch. Are you sure you're not thinking about Christina? She sat next to you...
 
I have absolutely no idea what you just showed me, nor do I remember talking about it at the munch. Are you sure you're not thinking about Christina? She sat next to you...

:facepalm:

1. We were standing in line for this discussion
2. I bet Pete knows what I'm talking about and he wasn't even there.
3. How do you live with yourself, fantasizing about Amish people?
 
:facepalm:

1. We were standing in line for this discussion
2. I bet Pete knows what I'm talking about and he wasn't even there.
3. How do you live with yourself, fantasizing about Amish people?
I was probably distracted by the assholes behind me who were pulling hairs out of my head.

They're not Amish when I fantasize about them 😀 I couldn't get down with that crazy beard.
 
Ok, if I ever somehow end up being forced to be part of the human centipede project, I call dibs on being in the front!
 
Your imagination won't stop him from splooging in his pants before he can even get them unbuttoned. The lack of zippers in their clothing is part of the reason why there's so few Amish people...


^How about informing asutickler that their are plenty of Amish People, and they can get their pants unbottoned quite easily.^
 
Are you going to the Renaissance Faire?

Nope.

^How about informing asutickler that their are plenty of Amish People, and they can get their pants unbottoned quite easily.^

It was a funneh - meant to indicate that any virgin boy faced with his first sexual encounter would likely fumble with the buttons on his pants due to the excitement, and also to throw a nod to the idea that he might ejaculate prematurely. The quip about the Amish population was just tacked on to the end for oomph 😉
 
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