Ask Me Anything :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

You're amazing for answering all these, and clue-ing me into Lily's NEST post was also awesome. Thanks!

Oh, and for another question...Um...

What's the name of the first crush you ever remember having?

Jason Roeckle - 1st grade. He was my first boyfriend, first romantic treehouse kiss, first time I told a boy I loved him.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Alright, so this might not be as epic a rape-age, but here goes.


What's your favorite word?


When you were a kid, what was your favorite movie?


Breakfast in bed, or out to breakfast?


Waffles or pancakes?


What dessert sets your heart a flutter?


Did you and Lily really destroy Rhino and Slacker, or is that artistic license?


When in a session, are you more obedient, or a wise-ass? (I think I know the answer)


What's a favorite project you remember from middle school?


What's the best part of living in PA?


When do you first remember feeling like your thoughts on tickling were unlike the way others felt about it?


Why do they call a women's prison a penal colony? (I can't resist just one)


Who is the best tickler you've ever encountered?


Orange creamsicles: yay or nay?


Have you ever noticed a piece of clothing in an odd place, and wondered how it got there?


How do you respond when seeing tickling in a vanilla situation?


Is your cleavage as impressive IRL as it is in your sig?

 

[natural tickler]

its gonna be hell waiting for November to come around...any survival tips??

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Alright, so this might not be as epic a rape-age, but here goes.

I'm totally ready.

What's your favorite word?

Hmm...I don't really know. I throw "ferocious" around alot.

When you were a kid, what was your favorite movie?

I've had lots of favorites over the years. The one that's hung on the longest is Beauty and the Beast.

Breakfast in bed, or out to breakfast?

Breakfast in bed. I like my mornings to be quiet and slow. I don't wanna get up and get ready to have to go out to eat right away.

Waffles or pancakes?

Waffles.

What dessert sets your heart a flutter?

Cheesecake NOMNOMNOM

Did you and Lily really destroy Rhino and Slacker, or is that artistic license?

Of fucking course we destroyed them.



😉

When in a session, are you more obedient, or a wise-ass? (I think I know the answer)

In a tickling session I'm always a wise ass. You can't shut me up for anything. I was a total punk ass bitch in a recent spanking session, though. That is NOT okay. I have to figure out how to fix that...

What's a favorite project you remember from middle school?

In 6th grade we did a South American project where we were assigned a country in - duh - South America, and had to research it and do a presentation on it. I got Paraguay - and it was pretty cool.

What's the best part of living in PA?

I'm super close to all the gatherings 😀 Very spoiled when it comes to travel.

When do you first remember feeling like your thoughts on tickling were unlike the way others felt about it?

I have kind of always felt that way. I remember living at my grandparents' when I was like...4 (?) and knowing that I felt differently about it than most people.

Why do they call a women's prison a penal colony? (I can't resist just one)

Who is the best tickler you've ever encountered?

Ooooh not fair. Well, I'll say this. My ex fiance, Michael, is a vanilla so he never really had the same passion for tickling that I do, but he knew my body better than anyone else. We haven't played in probably 2 or 3 years, and I bet he could still divulge some of my secrets

Orange creamsicles: yay or nay?

Delish.

Have you ever noticed a piece of clothing in an odd place, and wondered how it got there?

Yep - I've seen socks, underwear, a shoe...usually on the side of the road or in the woods.

How do you respond when seeing tickling in a vanilla situation?

I ignore it and try to divert my attention and that of the people around me away from it.

Is your cleavage as impressive IRL as it is in your sig?

LOL No...no it isn't.

its gonna be hell waiting for November to come around...any survival tips??

Find something to occupy your mind. It won't work..but you can try.

 

[arion30]

I have a question. if you have two penguins both named george and they enter into a homosexual civil union then split up, which one gets the kids?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I have a question. if you have two penguins both named george and they enter into a homosexual civil union then split up, which one gets the kids?

I get them, and I turn them into penguin pancakes.

 

[myth77]

What is the name of the last awesome album you bought? 😀

Also

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What is the name of the last awesome album you bought? 😀

Also

Oh my gosh - I haven't bought an album in I can't even tell you how long. Seriously, the last thing I bought was probably Jessica Simpson In This Skin several years ago. And it was/is awesome.

 

[soulfulscribe]

Would you rather be a superhero(ine) or a supervillian? And what would be your name and ability?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Rape-age, day 3.


Define "punk ass bitch" for me, please. 🙂


What are your 3 favorite things to do?


Did you find the Beast more attractive in beast form or as a human?


Did it disturb you to see him, Gascon, looking so down in the dumps?


Seriously, what sort of name is Gascon?


What's one thing you can make a case for being the best at?


What's your preferred way to top a waffle?


Why hasn't the phrase "top a waffle" become an option on FetLife? "What, me? I like topping waffles."


What do you see as the next evolutionary phase in technology?


Did you know I have my own question thread? It's lonely.


Does Cheesecake Factory do it for you, cheesecake wise?


Hypothesize the reasoning behind you being a wise-ass in tickling sessions.


What are 3 pointers you can give to the inexperienced ticklers out there?


Um, what?


What are 3 things you can tell me about the wonderful country of Paraguay?


What's the furthest you've ever had to travel for a gathering?


How far would you travel for a gathering?


As a youngster, do you remember any mainstream tickling on TV or movies that stood out to you?


Does it happen? Would you go, if you could?


Truth be told, this is how you destroyed people at NEST?


Have you ever tried the alcoholic beverage "Creamsicle"?


If you could create your own gathering, what would it consist of?


You're about to be abducted by aliens, and you can make 3 phone calls before disappearing, possibly forever? Who are you calling, and what are you saying?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Would you rather be a superhero(ine) or a supervillian? And what would be your name and ability?

Rape-age, day 3.

Define "punk ass bitch" for me, please. 🙂

LOL I'd rather not. It was shameful. I was just...not my usual smartass-y self. It's still new for me so I still get nervous. Plus, it's easy to be a smartass when the other person retaliates with tickling. Not so much when every time you throw a little sass you get a belt across your ass LOL

What are your 3 favorite things to do?

Hmm...that's pretty broad. Right NOW the three things I'd most like to be doing are putting on a rockstar performance in my car, cuddling with IFD and the rhino, or...sleeping LOL

Did you find the Beast more attractive in beast form or as a human?

Beast form. He was the most hideous prince EVER.

Did it disturb you to see him, Gascon, looking so down in the dumps?

No - I was happy to see him depressed.

Seriously, what sort of name is Gascon?

A crappy one - his name was Gaston though 😉 Also crappy.

What's one thing you can make a case for being the best at?

The BEST? I dunno - I'm a good listener, but I tend to get a little SuperGirl and try to fix everything even when the other person doesn't want my opinion/help and just wants to vent...so that's out. I'm not really super awesome great at anything. I guess I'm gonna have to go with being the best SAM/SAM trainer EVER 😀

What's your preferred way to top a waffle?

Butter (I call margarine butter - don't give me real butter - it's not as good) and syrup IN. EVERY. HOLE!

Why hasn't the phrase "top a waffle" become an option on FetLife? "What, me? I like topping waffles."

LOL You should add it!

What do you see as the next evolutionary phase in technology?

I don't know shit about technology. I tried inventing electric blankets about 5 years ago LOL

Did you know I have my own question thread? It's lonely.

I had no idea! Link me and I'll see what I can do. Don't get your hopes up, though. I'm a SHITTY question-asker.

Does Cheesecake Factory do it for you, cheesecake wise?

I've never been there, believe it or not. The best cheesecake I've ever had I made myself with my Nanna out of a box.

Hypothesize the reasoning behind you being a wise-ass in tickling sessions.

Ya know, people think that I throw sass just as a way to instigate, and while that's not entirely untrue, it's not my main focus. I really just love sarcasm and smart assery. When it's done right it's my favorite kind of humor. I especially like people who can give it back. Outside of the tickling community I haven't run into that many people who can banter with me and even less who can really put my in my place, so when I find someone like that it's exciting and depending on the person, very sexy.

What are 3 pointers you can give to the inexperienced ticklers out there?

Unfortunately this is gonna kinda be skewed for what's good for me as a lee. So...deal with it. LOL

1.) PAY ATTENTION to your lee - her (or his) reactions are going to give you all the information you need about how to tickle her effectively.

2.) Don't jump around. I don't know if this applies to everyone, but I hate when a ler stays at one spot for just a fraction of a second - just a quick grab - before moving on and doing it again in another spot. I can't quite put my finger on why - but it's distracting and usually they're trying so hard to go fast that they go too hard and hurt. Some people might love this..but it's not for me.

3.) Don't be afraid of bondage. You don't have to know ropes and knots and all kinds of crazy things. Bondage enhances the experience for alot of lees (but many love or even prefer playing without bondage, too), so you should familiarize yourself with some of the simplest kinds of bondage so you at least have the option of using it if the situation calls for it.

Um, what?

Got me LOL

What are 3 things you can tell me about the wonderful country of Paraguay?

LOL Ummm...they have this big hideous animal that looks like a big rat. And...um...I did this project 15 years ago. That's all I remember 😛

What's the furthest you've ever had to travel for a gathering?

I think Bella's in Ohio is the farthest I've gone.

How far would you travel for a gathering?

I probably wouldn't go farther than I've gone - 7 or 8 hours by car. I don't have any interest in flying, and driving any further than that for a long weekend is just pointless. I will, however, fly my ass out to AZ if the Rhino ever has his gathering, but that would be the exception to the rule.

As a youngster, do you remember any mainstream tickling on TV or movies that stood out to you?

There was some tickling in some Disney movies - The Jungle Book and The Rescuers Down Under that I enjoyed watching.

Does it happen? Would you go, if you could?

I have no idea - on both counts.

Truth be told, this is how you destroyed people at NEST?

Something like that - yes 😀

Have you ever tried the alcoholic beverage "Creamsicle"?

No, but it sounds wonderful.

If you could create your own gathering, what would it consist of?

It would consist of someone else planning and hosting LOL I don't really get down with all that.

You're about to be abducted by aliens, and you can make 3 phone calls before disappearing, possibly forever? Who are you calling, and what are you saying?

I'd call my mom's house to speak to her and my brother and Michael. And in this version of the story my mom would be hosting a family reunion so I could speak to everyone in my family who matters.

I'd call one of my wives, and they'd be at a gathering so that I could talk to all my lovely TMFers.

Lastly...I guess I'd call the local news station and tell them to get their punk asses out here and check this shit out. Actually I probably should do that first so they have time to get there while I'm making my other two calls.

 

[natural tickler]

do you know how much I missers you??


needz moar cuddlez..like right nao

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Would you partake in a session that involved spanking again, if the situation occurred?


2. What sort of rockstar performances occur in your car?


3. Damn, I fail Disney trivia, apparently. Oh well, at least I remember the name of that girl from that movie. . . . I think it was Ball, right?


4. SAM?


5. Do you find your "rescuer" personality gets in the way sometimes?


6. Syrup in every hole? Yet another new Fetlife term! "I'm going to top this waffle, and put syrup in every hole!"


7. How did your electric blanket come out?


8. http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=178234

I am breathless with antici. . .

Wait for it...

pation!


9. Are you a Rocky Horror fan?


10. You must add the C.Factory to your bucket list, simply because the menu is literally 20-30 pages. What's your favorite thing to order at your favorite restaurant?


11. Define "put in your place".


12. What kinds of bondage do you enjoy?


13. How long would you say is the appropriate length of time to dwell on one spot before moving on?


14. Doesn't it look like that "Moonbat" icon is Count Chocula, when he has let himself go?


15. Would you eat a rat, if your life depended on it?


16. What about a spider?


17. Where did the term "rhino" come from?


18. Seriously, did you watch a movie that was NOT made by the Disney Corporation? 🙂


19. Do you believe there is a planet out there in the universe that can support a human-ish lifeform?


20. Are you a fan? Why / why not?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

do you know how much I missers you??


needz moar cuddlez..like right nao

Auww I know. Soon!

1. Would you partake in a session that involved spanking again, if the situation occurred?

I would be completely heartbroken if I never had another spanking session. I LOVE it.

2. What sort of rockstar performances occur in your car?

Bad ones...ones that no one should ever have to see or hear.

3. Damn, I fail Disney trivia, apparently. Oh well, at least I remember the name of that girl from that movie. . . . I think it was Ball, right?

Belle!!

4. SAM?

Smart-Ass Masochist 😀

5. Do you find your "rescuer" personality gets in the way sometimes?

It certainly does. People don't always want to hear what you have to say, even if they're nonjudgmental suggestions. I really must perfect the art of just shutting the fuck up and listening.

6. Syrup in every hole? Yet another new Fetlife term! "I'm going to top this waffle, and put syrup in every hole!"

LOL Now you just need someone who is willing to play the part of the waffle 😛

7. How did your electric blanket come out?

I didn't actually try to make one. I just said to someone, "Ya know they should have a blanket that warms itself so that you don't have to climb in to bed and wait for the blankets to get warm." He was like..."Yeah...they have those. They're called 'electric blankets.'" And then I felt like a douche.

8. http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=178234

I am breathless with antici. . .

Wait for it...

pation!

LOL Okay!

9. Are you a Rocky Horror fan?

I'm a big enough fan to know that you should be shivering with anticipation - not breathless 😉

10. You must add the C.Factory to your bucket list, simply because the menu is literally 20-30 pages. What's your favorite thing to order at your favorite restaurant?

I don't know about favorite, but my most frequented restaurant is 5th Street Diner, near my house, and I always order the chicken quesadillas!

11. Define "put in your place".

Ya know, someone who can banter back and forth with me, but ultimately leave me with nothing to come back with. Someone who can shut me up LOL They're few and far between, I tell ya.

12. What kinds of bondage do you enjoy?

I'm not picky as long as it's comfortable. I have a very easy to use bondage set that goes underneath my mattress (and I wrap the ends around my headboard and footboard for added stability, but you don't have to) that is cheap and has 4 velcro cuffs attached to the ends. It's super cheap and works perfectly. It's comfortable and doesn't take any time to put on or take off. Very efficient 😀 I love rope bondage, too. I don't know how much I'd enjoy being put into like, a pretty rope harness just for the sake of being put into a pretty rope harness. I more enjoy it as part of playing - but who knows. I've learned not to close the door on anything until I've had some experience with it.

13. How long would you say is the appropriate length of time to dwell on one spot before moving on?

At least a few seconds - assuming you're getting the desired reaction. Like I said, too much bouncing around really suddenly is distracting for me.

14. Doesn't it look like that "Moonbat" icon is Count Chocula, when he has let himself go?

LOL That's what I thought, too.

15. Would you eat a rat, if your life depended on it?

Super gross, but yeah - eat a rat or DIE? I'm sure I'd eat the rat.

16. What about a spider?

Same.

17. Where did the term "rhino" come from?

I'm not entirely sure. I think it was some chatroom thing where he just suddenly proclaimed that he was a rhinoceros - but I'm not positive.

18. Seriously, did you watch a movie that was NOT made by the Disney Corporation? 🙂

LOL Lots! Drop Dead Fred is another good one 😀

19. Do you believe there is a planet out there in the universe that can support a human-ish lifeform?

I do.

20. Are you a fan? Why / why not?

I am very much a fan 😀 I always have an absolutely wonderful time when I'm drunk. Everything is better.

There's always a downside, though. I'm very...revealing (?) when I'm drunk. Not like, taking my clothes off, but I'll say anything to anyone. I don't really hold back anything that I'm thinking or feeling. That has caused me a few embarrassing situations

Tipsy is good, though. I can have fun and be silly when I'm a little tipsy, but not really do or say anything too embarrassing. I got a little tipsy at NEST and I'm pretty sure I wasn't too obnoxious.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Let's say I hypothetically make it to Bella's...what's a better costume for me - Mario or Baloo?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Let's say I hypothetically make it to Bella's...what's a better costume for me - Mario or Baloo?

I thiiiiink...Mario.

 

[Raystanz333]

Who is your daddy...and what does he do?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Superman or Batman?


Who is the funniest person you have ever met?


Who is the funniest person you have seen on TV or in person?


Who is a famous person that you have met?


How many new friends would you say you made as a result of NEST this year?


What's your tried and true remedies for a headache?


Did I hear you mention that you have 2 Snuggies? What do you need 2 for?


What's the strangest meat you've ever tried?


Do you enjoy cologne on a man?


Do you enjoy cologne on a woman?


What game show do you think you'd stand the best chance of winning?


If I repeat a question, will you catch on?


Toe-ties; yay or nay?


What are 3 strange items you have in your bedroom closet?


What was your favorite room in the house as a kid?


If someone told you that you HAD to spend 2-3 hours playing outside, what activities would you partake in?


Fill your ideal picnic basket.


What is a foreign country you have always wanted to visit, but have not had the opportunity yet?


What are 3 moments in time that will forever stand out in your mind?


Do you remember your first extended tickle experience? What do you remember most about that time?


How many people in your everyday life know about your fetish?


If you had to move to another state, which one would you pick and why?


What was your favorite school subject in elementary school?


What's the last name of your all-time favorite teacher?


If you could choose either a million dollars a year for the rest of your life, or the knowledge that you would be 100% healthy until 100 years old, which would you pick?


Can you believe that when I started this rape-age, I thought I'd only do 3-4 questions?


If you adopted a child right now, what would you name him / her?


What are the 3 physical features you notice most often?


What is one word that you hope most of your friends best associate with you?


How often would you say you "cyber-stalk" old high school crushes / classmates?


What would you say if the tech guy at work approached you about your "interesting" history?


What would you say if he turned out to be a TMF'er?


Would you rather be hot or cold?


Do you find the nude male form attractive?


How about the nude female form?


Did you used to make prank phone calls as a kid?


What are your thoughts on illicit drugs?


What are your thoughts on gay marriage?


What are 3 words you always seem to spell wrong?


How good are you at multi-tasking?


If you were financially secure for the rest of your life, what "job" would you partake in?


Getting bored yet?


Did you play musical instruments as a child?


Who was your first celebrity crush?


What is one song you're embarrassed to say you adore?


What is one pop culture phenomenon you never understood?


Who is one celebrity you'd love to interview?


Has anyone called you ma'am? How do you react?


Are you insulted when someone calls you a "girl"?


Do you think there is a limit to how much I can post?


You and a close friend are taking a road trip. . . Are you the driver or the navigator?


Do you own a GPS system?


What is your political affiliation?


What's the nearest DVD to you right now?


Which do you frequent more: the post office or the bank?


What would the title of your autobiography be?


Alright, one more. . .


If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who is your daddy...and what does he do?

Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Superman or Batman?

Superman. He can fly. You can't beat that.

Who is the funniest person you have ever met?

There's no way I could pick one. I can narrow it down to maybe...four? Kraziedog, the Rhino, Knot Amewzed and Slackerbitch

Who is the funniest person you have seen on TV or in person?

Again, I couldn't possibly pick one. Some that I love are Dane Cook, Adam Sandler, Katt Williams, Chris Rock, Gabriel Iglesias and Kevin Hart. Those were all on TV. Oh, and I saw Hal Sparks live in Philly.

Who is a famous person that you have met?

I met Hal Sparks after the show in Philly. Oh, and I met these two wrestlers...umm...oh! Randy Orton and Ray Mysterio. They came into the gas station I used to work at after a show at the Sovereign Center in Reading a couple of years ago. Randy Orton was super nice. The other guy was a big douche. I didn't even know who they were when they came in. I just chatted with them like I do all the customers, then when they left my shift manager was had his jaw on the ground and he was like all wide-eyed and "DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?!?!" LOL

How many new friends would you say you made as a result of NEST this year?

I met SO many new people at NEST, I can't even begin to say. I hope to keep in touch with as many of them as possible, but only time will tell.

What's your tried and true remedies for a headache?

Ya know, I get headaches often enough that I really should have one, but I don't. I just try to pop some aspirin and drink alot of water and pray. I know that going to sleep is NEVER helpful for me. I'll wake up with a worse headache than when I started. If it starts getting into migraine territory I have to lay down and cover my eyes so it's as dark as possible and just wait. It sucks big time.

Did I hear you mention that you have 2 Snuggies? What do you need 2 for?

I don't really, but I didn't buy either of them LOL One was a Christmas gift and I got one for free at opening night at Reading Phillies. Besides, you can never have too many Snuggies!

What's the strangest meat you've ever tried?

I ate rabbit once. Oh, and snails in France - not a fan.

Do you enjoy cologne on a man?

Oh my gosh - I love love LOVE when a man wears cologne. It's a H.U.G.E turn-on. Like...I can't even put into words how much I love it.

Do you enjoy cologne on a woman?

...you mean perfume? I like when girls smell good, too. Doesn't do as much for me, though.

What game show do you think you'd stand the best chance of winning?

I'd fucking own faces at Family Feud.

If I repeat a question, will you catch on?

Maybe...

Toe-ties; yay or nay?

LOL It's a love/hate thing 😛 but yay 😀

What are 3 strange items you have in your bedroom closet?

1.) Orange and white pom-poms, courtesy of the lovely LeeAllure
2.) A box of orange household things (area rugs, oven mitts, etc) from a very sweet and generous TMFer who knows of my obsession 🙂
3.) A reusable grocery bag from a grocery store I don't ever go to.

What was your favorite room in the house as a kid?

Our back porch. It had a cement floor and was enclosed and had all this crappy furniture back there so we could beat it up. It was our fortress of awesome.

If someone told you that you HAD to spend 2-3 hours playing outside, what activities would you partake in?

Capture the Flag in the woods!

Fill your ideal picnic basket.

-A very cold bottle of Concord wine from Clover Hills vineyard and winery (which you just inspired me to go pour a glass of)
-Some kind of delicious cheese and crackers
-Strawberries and whipped cream

What is a foreign country you have always wanted to visit, but have not had the opportunity yet?

Spain!

What are 3 moments in time that will forever stand out in your mind?

1.) When we found out my baby sister was pregnant.
2.) When I visited my dad in jail for the first time.
3.) When I got engaged.

Do you remember your first extended tickle experience? What do you remember most about that time?

I most certainly do LOL I remember how unbelievably nervous I was despite being with someone I trusted completely. I didn't even want to sit on the bed let alone lie down and get tied up. I just made him stand there and hug me for a minute.

How many people in your everyday life know about your fetish?

Well, it seems to be growing all the time. My best friend knows everything. My sisters both know I attend fetish events, but not really anything too specific. My mom knows that something is up, but I haven't told her and she hasn't asked in such a way that I haven't been able to skirt around it. My friend Rob knew (he died). My friend Ryan knows.

If you had to move to another state, which one would you pick and why?

I would have to consult with the rest of IFD and come to an agreement, because if I was going to move it would only be to be with them...and our pet rhino.

What was your favorite school subject in elementary school?

Reading

What's the last name of your all-time favorite teacher?

Jones

If you could choose either a million dollars a year for the rest of your life, or the knowledge that you would be 100% healthy until 100 years old, which would you pick?

The money, dude! I can buy anything I need to stay healthy.

Can you believe that when I started this rape-age, I thought I'd only do 3-4 questions?

LOL You overshot your goal a little 😛

If you adopted a child right now, what would you name him / her?

Him - Andrew maybe? I'm not good at picking out boy names.
Her - Evelyn Grace or Olivia...haven't picked a middle name yet.

What are the 3 physical features you notice most often?

In men? Height (I'm a sucker for tall dudes), hair color and lips - full, soft lips are gorgeous.

What is one word that you hope most of your friends best associate with you?

Funny

How often would you say you "cyber-stalk" old high school crushes / classmates?

Hardly ever

What would you say if the tech guy at work approached you about your "interesting" history?

OMG I'd throw up. He's disgusting. He's rude and looks like the dad from the Waterboy except with glasses and greasy, curly, unruly hair. And he's always sweaty. Fucking BARF.

What would you say if he turned out to be a TMF'er?

I'd ignore him forever.

Would you rather be hot or cold?

COLD. I cannot stand being hot. You can always put more on, but you can only take so much off. Besides, when you're hot you're all sweaty and sweat seriously grosses me out.

Do you find the nude male form attractive?

Not really. I find the cockandballs pretty unattractive. I'm an upperbody girl. I love wide shoulders and strong arms - and a soft, squishy belly.

How about the nude female form?

Eh, it's better than a man LOL But I'd prefer a girl to at least be wearing a cute pair of panties. No bra, though. I love bewbz.

Did you used to make prank phone calls as a kid?

Occasionally - but not often.

What are your thoughts on illicit drugs?

I think weed is wonderful and I love it. Anything harder than that I'm not a fan of. I think that drugs destroy families.

What are your thoughts on gay marriage?

I think that too many people are butting their heads in where they don't belong. If you don't support gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person. Other than that I don't see why it's your business.

What are 3 words you always seem to spell wrong?

Hmm...there are plenty, but I'm having a brain fart at the moment. Let me get back to you.

How good are you at multi-tasking?

Not good at all. I am very easily distracted.

If you were financially secure for the rest of your life, what "job" would you partake in?

I'd go back to my group home and my entire job would be planning and taking them out on fun outings in the community. When I worked weekends I used to take them to the zoo, blueberry picking, local folk festivals, tie dye tshirts -- we had SO much fun. I'd love to have a job doing entirely that.

Getting bored yet?

Nope 🙂

Did you play musical instruments as a child?

I played the flute for a few months, and I played the piano for a while. I really want to start doing that again - the piano that is. I really enjoyed it.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

I think Devon Sawa LOL

What is one song you're embarrassed to say you adore?

I'm never embarrassed to admit the songs I love! I guess if I had to pick one, it'd be

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What is one pop culture phenomenon you never understood?

The obsession with people having multiple kids and those people getting famous just for having a bunch of kids. Who the fuck cares?

Who is one celebrity you'd love to interview?

Wanda Sykes - she's hilarious.

Has anyone called you ma'am? How do you react?

Yeah - I don't care.

Are you insulted when someone calls you a "girl"?

Not at all. I am a girl LOL

Do you think there is a limit to how much I can post?

Only if you limit yourself 😛

You and a close friend are taking a road trip. . . Are you the driver or the navigator?

Driver.

Do you own a GPS system?

Yep. With all the driving I do I'd be in Alaska by now without one.

What is your political affiliation?

I'm not hardcore one or the other, but I definitely lean more towards the Liberal end of things. I don't really think you can work in human services and be any other way LOL

What's the nearest DVD to you right now?

The Color Purple

Which do you frequent more: the post office or the bank?

The bank. I don't hit up the post office often.

What would the title of your autobiography be?

Oh no...you're asking me to be creative at a moment's notice very close to bedtime. I can't do it. Lemme think about it and get back to you.

Alright, one more. . .


If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I don't want him to say anything. I just want him to hand me a drink and let me get the party started.

 

[thetmfobserver]

It's been a few days of heavy rape-age, so let's go a little lighter today.

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How many lights do you have in your house?


Do you have any light bulbs that are colored?


When people have near-death experiences, they claim to see a white light. What are your thoughts on the matter?


When you encounter a yellow traffic light, do you stop or speed up?


What's your favorite color highlighter?


What's your favorite song with "light" in the title?


When you do a little light reading, what do you go for?


Unrelated, but would you ever wear a stiletto who's heels were made of penii?


Also unrelated, but what is the proper plural for penis?


Have you ever "tripped the light fantastic?" If so, what were you doing?


Who is the light of your life?


What does it usually take to light a fire under you to get work done?


How many flashlights do you own?


Ever worn one of those headlamp things?


When engaging in a session of any kind, what kind of lighting do you prefer?


What's your favorite "light" lunch?


Did you own a Lite-Brite? If so, did you enjoy it?

 

[Snail Shell]

If you woke up pregnant tomorrow, who would you rather have as the father; Euphoricy or Blackestlily?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

It's been a few days of heavy rape-age, so let's go a little lighter today.

Okay!

How many lights do you have in your house?

Hmm...I have 3 in the living room, 2 in the kitchen, 4 in the bathroom, and...maybe 2 each in the dining room and bedroom? So...about 13? 13!!

Do you have any light bulbs that are colored?

Nope. I have the squiggly ones.

When people have near-death experiences, they claim to see a white light. What are your thoughts on the matter?

Who knows. There seem to be scientific explanations for it. Ultimately I believe in God and Heaven - but I don't know if I think the white light is connected to that.

When you encounter a yellow traffic light, do you stop or speed up?

I stop - and everyone makes fun of me for it. I got a ticket for going through a yellow light before, so everyone can fuck off.

What's your favorite color highlighter?

Old school yellow. I can get down with orange, too. I'm not crazy about the rest of them.

What's your favorite song with "light" in the title?

The only one I can think of is "You Light Up My Life"

When you do a little light reading, what do you go for?

Dean Koontz!

Unrelated, but would you ever wear a stiletto who's heels were made of penii?

I wouldn't wear stiletto heels for any reason ever. I'd break my neck.

Also unrelated, but what is the proper plural for penis?

Cocks.

Have you ever "tripped the light fantastic?" If so, what were you doing?

I've never heard that phrase. I don't know what it means.

Who is the light of your life?

IFD!!!

What does it usually take to light a fire under you to get work done?

An impending deadline. I procrastinate until the very very very very very last minute.

How many flashlights do you own?

Um...one? two? Not sure.

Ever worn one of those headlamp things?

LOL Like I'm working in mine?? No.

When engaging in a session of any kind, what kind of lighting do you prefer?

It doesn't really matter. I guess fairly dim lighting would be best.

What's your favorite "light" lunch?

Maybe....soup?

Did you own a Lite-Brite? If so, did you enjoy it?

I sure did and I fucking LOOOOOVED it.

If you woke up pregnant tomorrow, who would you rather have as the father; Euphoricy or Blackestlily?

I would have spliced their DNA together to combine with mine. It would the first and only child to have three biological parents.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

As you know , monkeys are effin' hilarious & endlessly entertaining.

Do you have a favorite "famous" monkey from the entertainment industry? ... be it movie , TV , cartoon , book , etc.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

As you know , monkeys are effin' hilarious & endlessly entertaining.

Do you have a favorite "famous" monkey from the entertainment industry? ... be it movie , TV , cartoon , book , etc.

Curious George is pretty badass - he's always getting into some shit. And I pretty much love everything about Donkey Kong.

 

[paracarl44]

Who made up your outfits in your signature picture?