Ask Me Anything :D

[CrystalLight]

Do you allow Beard to get in a few quips here and there to sate his Beard Ego?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Taco Bell: Better when drunk?? 😀

Ya know, I've never had Taco Bell drunk. They're always closed by the time I'm good and saucy.

Is it me or are you overdue for a thread-bombing?

LOL Oh boy...

Do you allow Beard to get in a few quips here and there to sate his Beard Ego?

Of course. He'd be discouraged if he didn't look like he got a few points here and there. Then he'd stop entertaining us with his fail, and we would not want that 😀

 

[slacker2114]

When you visit the OBGYN, do you ask for the fresh pine scent or the new car smell?

 

[CrystalLight]

OMFG Beard. *dying*

LyzBeth:

What advice would you give to someone trying to keep toxic people out of their life?

 

[slacker2114]

Would you ever take a drug where one of the side effects was a sexual attraction to fire?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

When you visit the OBGYN, do you ask for the fresh pine scent or the new car smell?

I ask for "day at the beach"

Wait..wut?

OMFG Beard. *dying*

LyzBeth:

What advice would you give to someone trying to keep toxic people out of their life?

Stop being nice. People who want to latch onto you and fuck your shit up aren't going to make it easy for you to kick them to the curb. You can be firm without being rude, and you should if you can - but sometimes rude is all that is gonna get the job done. You don't want them around anyway, so who cares if they hate you when all is said and done?

Would you ever take a drug where one of the side effects was a sexual attraction to fire?

Depends on the level of attraction. If I couldn't stay away from it and would burn myself every time I wanted to get off - no. If it was a mild attraction and I just wanted to see it or have it near me and I'd ultimately be safe - sure, why not?

 

[CrystalLight]

Stop being nice. People who want to latch onto you and fuck your shit up aren't going to make it easy for you to kick them to the curb. You can be firm without being rude, and you should if you can - but sometimes rude is all that is gonna get the job done. You don't want them around anyway, so who cares if they hate you when all is said and done?

Brilliant response is BRILLIANT.

Have you found NOMS YET?!?!

 

[slacker2114]

Depends on the level of attraction. If I couldn't stay away from it and would burn myself every time I wanted to get off - no. If it was a mild attraction and I just wanted to see it or have it near me and I'd ultimately be safe - sure, why not?

What part of "SEXUAL attraction to fire" don't you get?

And as a follow-up, would it turn you into a fire-rapist?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Brilliant response is BRILLIANT.

Have you found NOMS YET?!?!

LOL Not yet. Later.

What part of "SEXUAL attraction to fire" don't you get?

And as a follow-up, would it turn you into a fire-rapist?

I thought that my answer made sense. It would depend on the intensity of the attraction. Would I have some compulsive urge to light myself on fire before I got off? Or would I just like to have it around to look at and feel the heat from a safe distance while I got down to business? Maybe I'm taking the question a little too seriously LOL

Fire rapist? Like, light my rape implements on fire? No LOL I don't think so.

 

[slacker2114]

Have you ever felt the urge to push another woman's face into a toilet before flushing?

 

[CrystalLight]

When will boys stop being so stupid?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Have you ever felt the urge to push another woman's face into a toilet before flushing?

Gross. No. If I was ever that mad at someone I'd just beat her ass. No toilet necessary.

When will boys stop being so stupid?

Dude...NEVER. You know this.

 

[slacker2114]

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

 

[CrystalLight]

Quick: Name 4 WANT NAOs.

 

[slacker2114]

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Would you like to know some insider secrets into the Taco Bell industry?

Have you ever boiled beef in a bag?

What ever happened to the Choco Taco?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Quick: Name 4 WANT NAOs.

1.) I
2.) F
3.) D
4.) +Rhino

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

LOLOL They should!

Would you like to know some insider secrets into the Taco Bell industry?

Have you ever boiled beef in a bag?

What ever happened to the Choco Taco?

Nope - gross!
Nope - gross!
I've never heard of the Choco Taco.

 

[slacker2114]

What do people in China call their good plates?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What do people in China call their good plates?

Derp.

 

[slacker2114]

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

I really thought you were above this

 

[slacker2114]

Above what? Asking you questions? I'm genuinely interested in your opinions on these matters.

 

[paracarl44]

Did you go to work by boat today?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Above what? Asking you questions? I'm genuinely interested in your opinions on these matters.

Fine. My opinion is that no matter how times you're scared half to death, you're never going to die. You're always only gonna be halfway there. Derp.

Did you go to work by boat today?

No, but I did almost get washed away twice yesterday on my way home.

 

[thetmfobserver]

What are the worst driving conditions you ever remember?