Who would win in a fight: Kered or Bugman?
Very well... next round!
Kered vs. Batman
Intriguing!
Kered vs. YOU
Something tells me you're making stuff up again... 😛
1) How many languages do you speak?
2) What's your favorite trilogy?
east?3) If the world spun backwards and time moved in reverse, would the sun set in the east or the west?
purple fo sho4) If Kered was magically transformed into a meerkat, what color would you paint him?
It'll blow6) Within the next 10 years the daily demand for oil will be far larger then the daily production of oil. How do you think this will effect the global economic dynamic?
67) I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10; what is it?
kill yourself8) If Hubbert's Peak Theory is correct, how can we prevent the collapse of human civilazation as we know it?
yes i did 😀9) did you notice there was no number 5?
Nope - I noticed 🙂10) did you just look up to see if there was a number 5?
You ate it11) where do you think number 5 went?
kill yourself
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May I put that quote in my signature? Awesome... 😀
Yay! 😀
If you had theme music that followed you everywhere and changed based on your surroundings, which band would you choose to play said theme music?
If you could be any animal, what would it be?
You are walking home from a World Series Soccer game when you are confronted by a midget wearing a long neon green trenchcoat. He tells you he is from the future, and that he is being chased by a quazi-police force of mutated dog-parrots, and that you are the only one that can save the world from an unspeakable horror. He tells you that you must go to a ancient monk temple in the middle of Australia to fight the soon to be world overlord. He offers you either a bow and quiver of enchanted cheese arrows, or a large sword, made entirely of brick, with the power to speak to aquarian life. Which do you choose?
I wouldn't kick a turtle!!! It can't even outrun me! 🙁If I was a turtle, how far do you think you could kick me?
Your momIf the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
I actually used to know this answer....then came New Year's Eve and I guess those brain cells diedWhen lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
to restore balance to the cosmosIf a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If I were a vegetarian, I don't think I could -- I'd feel like a hypocrite not even joking...Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What do chickens think we taste like?
I remember reading somewhere that they actually CANCan humans really spontaneously combust?
Yesh - call me Elizabeth and see what happens *scary face*Can YOU spontaneously combust?
your mom - in the sackWhat was the best thing before sliced bread?
I'm sure they have a purpose...but whatever it is it's not nearly as cool as the notion that their entire purpose in life is to sit around being slimy LOLDo slugs have any purpose whatsoever, or do they just lie around looking slimy?
Nope - I've seen some pretty fuckin hot doctors who can practice anything they want on me LOLIsn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
my ass *shhhh*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
see aboveIf vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Stairs go down...elevators go upDo stairs go up or down?
Should I rearrange my furniture?
If you were starring in American Idol - which song would you sing? =O
Alison Porter does Janis Joplin - Crybaby -- it's what I rock out to in my car when I'm alone 😛
Aaw, that's sweet! So you sing a lot?
Oh totally - I suck eggs LOL but that doesn't stop me 😛
Eggs, huh... What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Are you good with pasta?