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Something tells me you're making stuff up again... 😛

1) How many languages do you speak?

2) What's your favorite trilogy?

3) If the world spun backwards and time moved in reverse, would the sun set in the east or the west?

4) If Kered was magically transformed into a meerkat, what color would you paint him?

6) Within the next 10 years the daily demand for oil will be far larger then the daily production of oil. How do you think this will effect the global economic dynamic?

7) I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10; what is it?

8) If Hubbert's Peak Theory is correct, how can we prevent the collapse of human civilazation as we know it?

9) did you notice there was no number 5?

10) did you just look up to see if there was a number 5?

11) where do you think number 5 went?
 
Something tells me you're making stuff up again... 😛

1) How many languages do you speak?

I speak English (obviously) and enough Spanish to get by -- I can also count to 10 in German and 100 in Japanese 😀

2) What's your favorite trilogy?

Hmm...way to put me on the spot LOL I'm not sure...the only trilogy I can think about is Scream :facepalm:

3) If the world spun backwards and time moved in reverse, would the sun set in the east or the west?
east?

4) If Kered was magically transformed into a meerkat, what color would you paint him?
purple fo sho

6) Within the next 10 years the daily demand for oil will be far larger then the daily production of oil. How do you think this will effect the global economic dynamic?
It'll blow

7) I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10; what is it?
6

8) If Hubbert's Peak Theory is correct, how can we prevent the collapse of human civilazation as we know it?
kill yourself

9) did you notice there was no number 5?
yes i did 😀

10) did you just look up to see if there was a number 5?
Nope - I noticed 🙂

11) where do you think number 5 went?
You ate it
 
Yay! 😀

If you had theme music that followed you everywhere and changed based on your surroundings, which band would you choose to play said theme music?

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

You are walking home from a World Series Soccer game when you are confronted by a midget wearing a long neon green trenchcoat. He tells you he is from the future, and that he is being chased by a quazi-police force of mutated dog-parrots, and that you are the only one that can save the world from an unspeakable horror. He tells you that you must go to a ancient monk temple in the middle of Australia to fight the soon to be world overlord. He offers you either a bow and quiver of enchanted cheese arrows, or a large sword, made entirely of brick, with the power to speak to aquarian life. Which do you choose?

If I was a turtle, how far do you think you could kick me?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do chickens think we taste like?
 
Yay! 😀

If you had theme music that followed you everywhere and changed based on your surroundings, which band would you choose to play said theme music?

Blink182 - I love their sense of humor

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

MONKEY!

You are walking home from a World Series Soccer game when you are confronted by a midget wearing a long neon green trenchcoat. He tells you he is from the future, and that he is being chased by a quazi-police force of mutated dog-parrots, and that you are the only one that can save the world from an unspeakable horror. He tells you that you must go to a ancient monk temple in the middle of Australia to fight the soon to be world overlord. He offers you either a bow and quiver of enchanted cheese arrows, or a large sword, made entirely of brick, with the power to speak to aquarian life. Which do you choose?

The sword fo sho -- cheese melts in the sun and Australia is fucking hot. Besides, if I can talk to the shit that lives in the ocean I can hitch a ride to Australia on a whale, and intimidate the sharks into not eating me 😀

If I was a turtle, how far do you think you could kick me?
I wouldn't kick a turtle!!! It can't even outrun me! 🙁

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Your mom

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
I actually used to know this answer....then came New Year's Eve and I guess those brain cells died :wow:

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
to restore balance to the cosmos

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If I were a vegetarian, I don't think I could -- I'd feel like a hypocrite :doh: not even joking...

What do chickens think we taste like?

an asshole
 
Can humans really spontaneously combust?

Can YOU spontaneously combust?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do slugs have any purpose whatsoever, or do they just lie around looking slimy?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Do stairs go up or down?
 
Can humans really spontaneously combust?
I remember reading somewhere that they actually CAN :scared:

Can YOU spontaneously combust?
Yesh - call me Elizabeth and see what happens *scary face*

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
your mom - in the sack

Do slugs have any purpose whatsoever, or do they just lie around looking slimy?
I'm sure they have a purpose...but whatever it is it's not nearly as cool as the notion that their entire purpose in life is to sit around being slimy LOL

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
Nope - I've seen some pretty fuckin hot doctors who can practice anything they want on me LOL

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
my ass *shhhh*

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
see above

Do stairs go up or down?
Stairs go down...elevators go up :roflmao:
 
Are you like a crazy person?

What movie did I quote above? 😀
 
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