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Was Lynn Anderson really the Happiest Girl In The Whole USA?
 
If it was only a three hour tour why the hell did the howells pack all those damn clothes?
 
So why do you hate him it is such a strong word
Cause he is always ALWAYS teasing me about something! This thread is just a new way for him to be mean to me LOL


Was Lynn Anderson really the Happiest Girl In The Whole USA?
GRRRRRRRRR


If it was only a three hour tour why the hell did the howells pack all those damn clothes?

Ya know, honestly, I frequently wonder the same exact thing, and I have yet to come up with an answer. Sorry! 😛
 
In King Kong was Fay Wray really a blonde or was that a wig?
 
why don't you know and why did it take you so long to respond.. sheesh i am sitting here TRYING to fix my computer the least you could do is answer in a timely fashion...
 
FINE!!!!!!

After the semester is over, you discover that the math department has changed textbooks (again) so the bookstore won't buy back your nearly-new book. You and your friend Herman decide to get creative. You go to the roof of a twelve-story building and look over the edge to the reflecting pool 160 feet below. You drop your book over the edge at the same instant that Herman chucks his book straight down at 48 feet per second. By how many seconds does his book beat yours into the water?
 
Yours: 0 = –16t2 + 160, t2 – 10 = 0, so t = ± sqrt(10)
his: 0 = –16t2 – 48t + 160, t2 + 3t – 10 = 0, (t + 5)(t – 2) = 0, so t = –5 or t = 2

Herman's book hits the water about 1.16 seconds sooner than Yours does
 
I didnt type fast enough damn... ok on with the word problems

A 555-mile, 5-hour plane trip was flown at two speeds. For the first part of the trip, the average speed was 105 mph. Then the tailwind picked up, and the remainder of the trip was flown at an average speed of 115 mph. For how long did the plane fly at each speed?
 
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What is your name?
Lyz <3

What is your quest?
Hmm...I never really thought of myself as being on a quest...but I guess my main long term goal in life is to have a family and be able to provide for them. In terms of my relationships, I just want to be able to be there for the people I care about as a shoulder to lean on, and to make people laugh - with me or at me I don't mind 😛 I just want to know that I made a difference by making people happy.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Shut up ya face

I didnt type fast enough damn... ok on with the word problems

A 555-mile, 5-hour plane trip was flown at two speeds. For the first part of the trip, the average speed was 105 mph. Then the tailwind picked up, and the remainder of the trip was flown at an average speed of 115 mph. For how long did the plane fly at each speed?

2 hours at 105mph and 3 hours at 115mph

What is the capital of Assyria?
Your face
 
Is Gin truly as devastating a ler as Impaler would suggest?
 
What's your absolute favorite food?

My absolute favorite food is LASAGNA...but only homemade....MY WAY. If I ever have the chance I want to make it for all of you guys - one more reason for ya'll to fall in love with me <3


How much do you truly love me? And I want the full on gush fest, beyotch!

Seriously Gin - I fucking adore you. When we got to Bella's and you came bounding towards me and humped me almost to death, I wanted to cry. You made me feel so welcome immediately, after I had spent the previous 24 hours crying and throwing up worrying so much that I wasn't going to be accepted, which seems RIDICULOUS to me now. Your cuddles are awesome, and every time you told me I was so beautiful I wanted to melt. I can't even explain to you how our interactions made the whole weekend totally unforgettable. You're sweet, playful, fucking GORGEOUS hello!, funny and all around awesomesauce <3 Oh, and I love the Jekyll and Hyde thing you have going on - I've never seen anyone's personality change so much when the ler comes out LOL AND...may I also say, that teasing and taunting while being tickled was never something that made a difference to me, until you came along LOL You're a pro...you bitch. LOL Oh, and you officially addicted me to lolspeak.

So yesh - now that I'm all mushy and teary-eyed - I can't wait to see you. I can haz countdown? LOL
 
Is Gin truly as devastating a ler as Impaler would suggest?

I only got a few pokes from her...so I can't speak TOO much from personal experience. HOWEVER, the few tickles she got in were quite effective AND her taunting...yeah...you're toast LOL And I watched her destroy Impaler...and I mean DESTROY LOL Seriously - she's little but mighty -- do NOT underestimate her LOL If she ever set her mind to ler'ing me in a serious way, I'd be scared LOL
 
Seriously Gin - I fucking adore you. When we got to Bella's and you came bounding towards me and humped me almost to death, I wanted to cry. You made me feel so welcome immediately, after I had spent the previous 24 hours crying and throwing up worrying so much that I wasn't going to be accepted, which seems RIDICULOUS to me now. Your cuddles are awesome, and every time you told me I was so beautiful I wanted to melt. I can't even explain to you how our interactions made the whole weekend totally unforgettable. You're sweet, playful, fucking GORGEOUS hello!, funny and all around awesomesauce <3 Oh, and I love the Jekyll and Hyde thing you have going on - I've never seen anyone's personality change so much when the ler comes out LOL AND...may I also say, that teasing and taunting while being tickled was never something that made a difference to me, until you came along LOL You're a pro...you bitch. LOL Oh, and you officially addicted me to lolspeak.

So yesh - now that I'm all mushy and teary-eyed - I can't wait to see you. I can haz countdown? LOL

Omg. Lyz! Seriously. I was just expecting a "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" or something lol. Omg. Now I'm all mushy and teary-eyed, too. I swear. I'm having a total gush attack. Omg.

Lyz baby I seriously love you more than words can describe...thank you for that. I wasn't expecting all of that. Lol. Gawwddd.

You made my Bella experience truly shine and I'm so grateful for you baby girl.

*hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs squish squish kiss kiss kiss boob squeeze hug hug hug*

And....BWHAHAHAH U R LAWLOFIED, HOEEE!!!!
 
I only got a few pokes from her...so I can't speak TOO much from personal experience. HOWEVER, the few tickles she got in were quite effective AND her taunting...yeah...you're toast LOL And I watched her destroy Impaler...and I mean DESTROY LOL Seriously - she's little but mighty -- do NOT underestimate her LOL If she ever set her mind to ler'ing me in a serious way, I'd be scared LOL

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😀

Ch'yea.


Bwhahaaa. Remember when Chris and I were wrestling and I totally fucking PWNED his ass? He couldn't keep me down AT ALL. And then Kayaker jumped in and I held him off with only my hands...and then I shoved him and he went flying? ROFFLE!

Ahhhh good times.

Ooh aah!
 
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😀

Ch'yea.


Bwhahaaa. Remember when Chris and I were wrestling and I totally fucking PWNED his ass? He couldn't keep me down AT ALL. And then Kayaker jumped in and I held him off with only my hands...and then I shoved him and he went flying? ROFFLE!

Ahhhh good times.

Ooh aah!

LMAO YES!

Don't bother trying to convince them...they'll aaaaall see 😛
 
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