Ask Me Anything, the Bella Questions... :-)

[Skipadeedoodah]

So, how bout if you don't go to Albany, I shall mollywomp you.

Not a question...but an important piece of information you need to have..

ME: YOU:

 

[BellaRisa]

So, how bout if you don't go to Albany, I shall mollywomp you.

Not a question...but an important piece of information you need to have..

ME: YOU:

Waht iz dis Mollywomp? I might like it

 

[BellaRisa]

It seems your memory needs to be refreshed my beautiful friend.

Do you know there's a 99.9% chance you'll be mauled in Albany?

I wasn't the one mumbling "mah ass mah ass!" around a nuk in Walmart

I need to be mauled in Albany, if I can go 😱

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Waht iz dis Mollywomp? I might like it

mollywomp = or or :

 

[baldadonis]

How were the See's candies I gave you?

Who is your favorite standup comedian?

Do you think you'll ever move back to NYC?

 

[CrystalLight]

I wasn't the one mumbling "mah ass mah ass!" around a nuk in Walmart

I need to be mauled in Albany, if I can go 😱

Um.. Why wouldn't you be able to go? 🙁

Is shortly after my 21st birthday. 🙁

We has celebrate? 🙁

🙁

 

[BellaRisa]

How were the See's candies I gave you?

Who is your favorite standup comedian?

Do you think you'll ever move back to NYC?

They were delicious, just ask the mini-Bellas

I can't name one fave: I have equal, very deep love for Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, Godfrey, John Pinnette, Christopher Titus, Greg Behrendt, Louis CK, Jeremy Hotz, Katt Williams, Adam Ferrara, Maria Bamford, Elvira Kurtz and Hal Sparks

Might move back to Bklyn when we're older, we 'have' talked about it, but probably staying in our little orange house, we like Columbus

 

[BellaRisa]

Um.. Why wouldn't you be able to go? 🙁

Is shortly after my 21st birthday. 🙁

We has celebrate? 🙁

🙁

Mr. Bella's job is going bye-bye to Mexico sometime in 2009, we have absolutely NO idea when and they won't tell him. I iz gud wifey, am putting all $$ in savings and not spending on fun until I know when and what his new job will be in case it takes long time for him to find new gig. I want Albany, but want paid mortgage moar 🙁

 

[The Bandito]

How can free will and divine predetermination co-exist?

And more importantly... can you tell me where my other shoe is? I needta go ta work!



😛

B

 

[BellaRisa]

How can free will and divine predetermination co-exist?

And more importantly... can you tell me where my other shoe is? I needta go ta work!



😛

B

If you don't know what was predetermined for you, your choice can be free will. Not everything adds up

You shoe is hiding with all my daughters' socks and my ATM card

 

[TMF Jeff]

Where the hell did all my silverware go? A year ago I had a full set, now all but one of my forks and two of my spoons have somehow gone missing!

 

[Tortuga]

When are you going to put our video up?!?!?! it's the hottest video I'm in, and the only video I like that I'm in!!!??! SHARE!

 

[BellaRisa]

Where the hell did all my silverware go? A year ago I had a full set, now all but one of my forks and two of my spoons have somehow gone missing!

Look under your sofa and in your sofa, deep under the cushions. That's where I find enough silverware to feed all of NEST

 

[BellaRisa]

When are you going to put our video up?!?!?! it's the hottest video I'm in, and the only video I like that I'm in!!!??! SHARE!

My computer is dying hon, I can't do *anything* with BellaRisa and haven't been able to for months . It kept rebooting right in the middle of uploading your videos which made me CRAZY Hell, it's rebooted trhee times since I've been typing this post! After my geek genius friend Atilla found out that I haz leaky capacitors (?) and he can't save this 'puter I finally bought a shiny new one, and it will be here by next week they said. Right after it gets here I haz 4 vids to release including your amazingly hot stuff

 

[Tortuga]

yay I can't wait!!!!!

have you ever found my black trenchcoat-like jacket in your house? lol

 

[BellaRisa]

yay I can't wait!!!!!

have you ever found my black trenchcoat-like jacket in your house? lol

Nope...but if I ask the smaller mini-Bella if anything new is in her dress-up chest I bet I'll get a "Yes Mama"

 

[Tortuga]

lol I think I left a necklace in the basement too, the multi string one.

 

[baldadonis]

Do you squat thrusts or some such exercise to give your little legs such disproportionate force?

What are the odds of rolling snake eyes twice in a row.

What is your favorite Jim Carrey movie?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you squat thrusts or some such exercise to give your little legs such disproportionate force?

 

[BellaRisa]

lol I think I left a necklace in the basement too, the multi string one.

I haz that, it's safe 🙂

 

[BellaRisa]

Do you squat thrusts or some such exercise to give your little legs such disproportionate force?

What are the odds of rolling snake eyes twice in a row.

What is your favorite Jim Carrey movie?

Yes. All kidding aside I do a LOT of squats with a heavy bar, lunges, step aerobics and uphill treadmill walking so I can haz strong Bella Legs, I iz chubby but I iz very fit

I dunno but I roll 'em a lot playing Monopoly

Me Myself and Irene and Man on the Moon, equally

 

[TMF Jeff]

Here's one: why do you have a favorite Jim Carry movie?

Followup: Did they run out of real comedies in Ohio?

 

[BellaRisa]

Here's one: why do you have a favorite Jim Carry movie?

Followup: Did they run out of real comedies in Ohio?

I take it Jeffy no likey Jim Carrey? He's not my fave but I do enjoy him...

(wonders if she'll get away with calling him Jeffy )

 

[TMF Jeff]

I take it Jeffy no likey Jim Carrey? He's not my fave but I do enjoy him...

Ok, here's a question... why would you ever do something as insanely reckless as call me that?

 

[Artoo]

What's your altitude? 😀