Ask Natural sumthin'

[goddess_nemesis]

Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun?

 

[natural tickler]

How weird is this?

not that weird...it's okay to have imaginary friends once in awhile...keeps you sane

I see you had to specify w/"on a woman".

What ... you've felt softer feet on a dude?


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Hey there , natural tickler ... first-time caller , longtime listener.

I'm curious to know ... how's this Saturday lookin'? You gonna be able to make it?

not looking too good, but I will try my damndest to get up there

With your recent history of being pwnd when it's time to throw down in tickling, are you sure you want to start picking on Purry? I mean, You got knocked down bt TKlee88(the smallest girl you mouf'd off too before Bella's party).

Are you aware that Purrbast can call the Earth Spirits to aid her in pwning you?

first of all, I never got knocked down by Katie, and secondly and most importantly, Purry couldn't pwn her way out a cardboard box with six exits on it

Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun?

absolutely, unless they are forced to use their brains....then step back

 

[slacker2114]

What the hell are you doing on so early?

 

[natural tickler]

What the hell are you doing on so early?

at work, lunch break...what hell are you still doing up??

 

[slacker2114]

Got up for work at 3:30, my time. But with the snow and rain, I can't do my morning sweeps. But now I'm up.

How much did you get from the storm?

 

[natural tickler]

Got up for work at 3:30, my time. But with the snow and rain, I can't do my morning sweeps. But now I'm up.

How much did you get from the storm?

about 2 inches...we expect more today

 

[slacker2114]

Not too bad for the Windy City. Cold as fuck though I bet, right?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

 

[natural tickler]

Not too bad for the Windy City. Cold as fuck though I bet, right?

oh yeah, but we're used to it, just another day in the life... and now we got a blizzard..nice

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

depends on if it splats against the windshield

 

[leafstk]

Have you not tried tickling someone with a leaf yet?

 

[natural tickler]

Have you not tried tickling someone with a leaf yet?

I tried, had no effect, so I went back to my normally deadly effective techniques

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

 

[leafstk]

I tried, had no effect, so I went back to my normally deadly effective techniques

Bullocks... true that 😛 Leaves don't work worth a damn

 

[natural tickler]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

to the we never asked for your money fund

Bullocks... true that 😛 Leaves don't work worth a damn

sumbitch

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[natural tickler]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

mad pig disease

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How much begging do you think I'll need to do to convince my parents to get me this for Christmas:

 

[natural tickler]

How much begging do you think I'll need to do to convince my parents to get me this for Christmas:

lots of begging, and I dont think Santa will able to process that request

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 

[natural tickler]

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

NO

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

 

[natural tickler]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

new dogs, I suppose

 

[leafstk]

What's so special about Special K? 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

[Rook's Media]

Good morning, kind sir! 😀

How's everything going, my friend?