Ask Natural sumthin'

[kered]

Why are you the only person in the world that The Man wants to keep down?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why does O stand for a hug?

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

What color socks to you have on?

 

[natural tickler]

Why does X stand for a kiss?

because when they are severely chapped, when you try to kiss, it looks like an X

Why are you the only person in the world that The Man wants to keep down?

I am not, I am speaking for all those who have been kept down by the Man

Why does O stand for a hug?

because of its circular shape

What color socks to you have on?

white sox

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

 

[kered]

Is today a chill day or do you gotta work?

 

[natural tickler]

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

because only the surface is ice, the rest is hot water

Is today a chill day or do you gotta work?

chill day

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

 

[natural tickler]

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

tests are called knowledge celebrations

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?

 

[natural tickler]

You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?

being simply whelmed means you're normal

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

 

[natural tickler]

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

someone flies overhead and places it on there, or stretches really far

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

 

[natural tickler]

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

because the day likes to run...

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

 

[kered]

You aren't tracking in snow on the carpet, are you?

 

[natural tickler]

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

because it is funny how hilarious hitting the bone isn't

You aren't tracking in snow on the carpet, are you?

whenever we get enough snow to do it, then we will track it

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?

 

[natural tickler]

Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?

nope, because it would seriously affect my tickling, and besides, I'll then be known as "four fingers tickler"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

 

[leafstk]

How ya been NT? 😀 Long time no see, hope you had a great holiday!

 

[natural tickler]

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

because the filthy rich one's money was dirty

How ya been NT? 😀 Long time no see, hope you had a great holiday!

I've been good, slowly getting back into the fold here....took a little break, but I am back

 

[leafstk]

I've been good, slowly getting back into the fold here....took a little break, but I am back

Welcome back man!

The Armada was victorious tonight!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?