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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in... what happens to the other penny?

 

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

 

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Why do croutons comes in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

 

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

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What hair color do you put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their time is winning?

 

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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

 

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If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

 

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Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?

 

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Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?

 

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Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?

 

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Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?

 

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Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive?

 

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Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.

 

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Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?

 

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If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?

 

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Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?