Are you drunk???
Welllllllll, I am drinking.
Don'tcha think war would end for all eternity if someone invented a spooge canon?
A spooge... canon???
What confuses you? Do you not think this would work to end war? Who would want to be shot at with a spooge canon?
I'm not confused. I'm cocking an eyebrow at the incredulity of a "spooge" canon. Who will provide the spooge? You?
NOT MY QUESTION THREAD!!!! *spanks*
Going somewhere for thanksgiving or cooking yourself?
how ya doing?
Did it snow out your way last night?
I'm doing good. How're you? 😀
^I'm good. Do you have to work today?
Have you ever seen a Jacquie Lawson E-mail greeting card?
Ever hate being a woman sometimes?
Got any Advil for me? 😛
What are you asking from Santa for Christmas?