texastickler
Level of Blackberry Feather
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What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?
Do you believe in Santa?
Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________
Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?
If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?
What are your favorite meals?
Do you like Pop Tarts?
Do bees drink?
Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?
Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”
If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?
If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)
What band sang, “Paranoid?”
Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”
Do you believe that every problem has a solution?
Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?
Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”
Have you ever broken out in song?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Do you love a good back scratching?
When tickled, do you snort?
Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?
Do you believe in Santa?
Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________
Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?
If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?
What are your favorite meals?
Do you like Pop Tarts?
Do bees drink?
Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?
Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”
If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?
If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)
What band sang, “Paranoid?”
Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”
Do you believe that every problem has a solution?
Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?
Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”
Have you ever broken out in song?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Do you love a good back scratching?
When tickled, do you snort?
Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?
What the hell? 
I was sleeping when the truce happened.
Are you looking forward to the weekend 
And good to hear 
