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Ask Nemesis A Question... Part Deux!

If I doo it, I dit a whippin! :paddle: I dood it!

Mini Bomb!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
 
texastickler said:
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
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Because it's shock absorbent. :shrug:

texastickler said:
If I doo it, I dit a whippin! :paddle: I dood it!

Mini Bomb!
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:dom: :bonk: :dom: :bonk: :dom: :bonk: :dom:

texastickler said:
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Because it's a burger joint.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? The one to your right.

What is Satan's last name? Satan. He's name is Lucifer Satan. 😛

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Not always. Depends on what you're there.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Finger.

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Yes.

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? Because they're dumb.

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? I'd be dead if I did that so the answer is moot.

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? They should.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Then you can be held in contempt of court.

Do they bury people with their braces on? No.

How far east can you go before you're heading west? You can't.

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? They hire someone else to sell their office.

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Go to other dentists.

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? Half of a homer so the batter gets to second base.

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. Yeah. It doesn't matter you got drunk. If you're still drunk while underage when you get back to the states, you're still a minor who's drunk.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? Not the direction, momentum.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Yes.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? You're an idiot for driving at high speeds, but a moron for not driving fast enough.

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Considering our Congress, I say yes.

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. Artificial smell.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? Depends on a person's view on sex and virginity. I mean, there's no proof to prove someone's a virgin or not.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 🙄

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Yes.

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? It's 2009, it's expired. 😛

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Nothing. Just the name.

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?Yes
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texastickler said:
ILY:wub: Oh, and I deserved that!

How are you tonight?
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😛 I'm doing fine. Had fun spending time with my boyfriend, watching the Vikings/Seahawks game then I had to work. Should probably head to bed soon, gotta get up somewhat early tomorrow. :twohugs:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
😛 I'm doing fine. Had fun spending time with my boyfriend, watching the Vikings/Seahawks game then I had to work. Should probably head to bed soon, gotta get up somewhat early tomorrow. :twohugs:
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Vikings Are excellent this year. Are you happy Favre has come to the Purple and Gold?
 
texastickler said:
Vikings Are excellent this year. Are you happy Favre has come to the Purple and Gold?
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I guess. I find it ironic that it's taken Favre to get the Vikings one of the best seasons they've had in a loooooong time. :shrug: 😀
 
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
 
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