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[K-Skate417]

Do your toes still hurt from kicking ass? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Do your toes still hurt from kicking ass? 😛

Always, my good man. Always!

 

[spike102]

are you gonna go party again next weekend?

 

[Carsomyr]

are you gonna go party again next weekend?

No can do, good sir! I have a huge exam next Monday, so I can't risk waking up in a forest that day, or even just be hungover. 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

No can do, good sir! I have a huge exam next Monday, so I can't risk waking up in a forest that day, or even just be hungover. 🙁

Has that happened? You waking up in a forest after night (or weekend) of partying?

 

[Carsomyr]

Has that happened? You waking up in a forest after night (or weekend) of partying?

Well... ummm... It may or may not have happened... 😛 I'll say this though, that I am no longer surprised no matter WHERE I wake up!

I don't think I'll ever be able to beat my friend living in Illinois though... One time he woke up on his neighbours roof - without his pants - and apparently all doors to the neighbours house were locked and the neighbours were out of town, so he has no idea how he got in.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Well... ummm... It may or may not have happened... 😛 I'll say this though, that I am no longer surprised no matter WHERE I wake up!

I don't think I'll ever be able to beat my friend living in Illinois though... One time he woke up on his neighbours roof - without his pants - and apparently all doors to the neighbours house were locked and the neighbours were out of town, so he has no idea how he got in.

Wow.

What's the strangest place you've woken up in?

 

[Carsomyr]

Wow.

What's the strangest place you've woken up in?

Probably in this big, round swing... But it doesn't really count, because I was still drunk when I woke up and my mates were still there. Also, I think I was just out for a couple of minutes, but I still don't remember how I got there. Perhaps not the strangest place, but at least to me it was the most random.

But eh, to me they're all equally strange. 😛 But one real gem is when I woke up in my former classmate's apartment. She found me and my friend sleeping on her couch, and she had no idea how we had gotten inside.

Also, last saturday my friend called me in the middle of the night and apparently I told him that he woke me up. I was either at or in a fountain at the time, or so I claimed over the phone, but I have no memory of that whatsoever. He told me about it a couple of days later.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Probably in this big, round swing... But it doesn't really count, because I was still drunk when I woke up and my mates were still there. Also, I think I was just out for a couple of minutes, but I still don't remember how I got there. Perhaps not the strangest place, but at least to me it was the most random.

But eh, to me they're all equally strange. 😛 But one real gem is when I woke up in my former classmate's apartment. She found me and my friend sleeping on her couch, and she had no idea how we had gotten inside.

Also, last saturday my friend called me in the middle of the night and apparently I told him that he woke me up. I was either at or in a fountain at the time, or so I claimed, but I have no memory of that whatsoever. He told me about it a couple of days later.

Wow.

 

[Carsomyr]

Wow.

You forgot a question! 😡

😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You forgot a question! 😡

😛

Sorry I was speechless there for a moment. 😛

Hmm, how's school? 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Sorry I was speechless there for a moment. 😛

Hmm, how's school? 😀

I see... 😛

School's a bit stressful. I don't have any lectures this week, but next Monday we're having a huge exam, so... Busy studying right now!

 

[K-Skate417]

Are you ready for the start of hockey season?

 

[Carsomyr]

Are you ready for the start of hockey season?

It has already started, you silly boy! 😛

But if you're just referring to the NHL season, then YES! The Redwings vs. St.Louis in Stockholm... gonna be epic!

 

[K-Skate417]

It has already started, you silly boy! 😛

But if you're just referring to the NHL season, then YES! The Redwings vs. St.Louis in Stockholm... gonna be epic!

Yeah I was talking about the NHL 😛. Do you think the Caps will lose tonight? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I see... 😛

School's a bit stressful. I don't have any lectures this week, but next Monday we're having a huge exam, so... Busy studying right now!

You actually study??? 😛

Good luck on your exam. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Yeah I was talking about the NHL 😛. Do you think the Caps will lose tonight? 😀

The Caps NEVER lose!

You actually study??? 😛

Good luck on your exam. 😀

Sometimes. And thanks! 😀

 

[Ghris]

Dude!

I'm drunk.

Not hugely. But I'm drunk.

But seriously, dude. I'm actually alright. Except I'm drink.

..

Oh, chirst.

Why am i on a fetish bsaed form when im wankered?

and why is almost all the rum gone? 🙁

But, seriously mate. I've devised, like, the BEST "are you pissed" test EVAR.

Ask someone, right, if they can see the pink elephants in the corner 😀

You get to laugh when they lok!

It's fun.

But yeah.

Had to wlk my mate home, up a stupid steep hill.

I'm durnk btw.

All the way batck he was ranting about random stuff.

Was really funny.

"AND THIS BOOK. WHY AM I READINF IT!?"

heh. He just grabbed it off the shelf at spoons.

Anywayws. Should ask something.

...

how the hell did i get home? i cant remember 🙁

That;; ddo.

 

[Carsomyr]

Bwahaha! That literally made me lol!

Why am i on a fetish bsaed form when im wankered?

Because it's fun and totally badass! >:3

and why is almost all the rum gone? 🙁

I dunno, but you should have hurried and drunk some more while you still had it! 😱 😱

Anywayws. Should ask something.

You, uh, already... nevermind... 😛

how the hell did i get home? i cant remember 🙁

All drunk people have homing beacons and are transported home by Martini Monsters on big flying motorcycles. 🙂

 

[K-Skate417]

Have you ever heard of a Swedish mystic named Emanuel Swedenbore?

Also, are you glad this isn't on page four anymore? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you ever heard of a Swedish mystic named Emanuel Swedenbore?

Swedenborg. 😛 And yes, lol, me and my drinking buddy actually used him in one of our "sorta following the instructions, but still not even close to what the teacher had in mind" assignments for English Class last year. We were required to write a historic guide about our home town, and somehow we snuck Swedenborg into the story. I believe he battled it out with Aleister Crowley over a couple of empty beer cans. There were some Danish assassins and WW2 Nazi's in there as well, but I don't remember much else of it.

Also, are you glad this isn't on page four anymore? 😛

Sure! I kinda wondered where it went. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

How much hockey have you been watching recently?

 

[Rook's Media]

How much hockey have you been watching recently?

This...

But in addition, how's your team doing?

 

[Carsomyr]

How much hockey have you been watching recently?

Far too much 😛 I actually missed the NHL premiere in Stockholm 🙁 But the Redwings ain't my #1 NHL team anyways as you well know... 😀

I thought I'd mostly follow the tier 2 league over here (aside from the NHL) but I'm now really stoked about the SEL also, since all my beloved prospects have been lighting it up!

This...

But in addition, how's your team doing?

A very good question, Ryan! 😀 Leksands IF is currently in 3rd place, with 2 points up to first place. They lost their last game, which made me a sad panda, but other than that they've been looking pretty good. It's still early in the season, and I think they'll only do better and better!

 

[K-Skate417]

Why haven't you had anymore questions to answer until right now? 😛 😀